| Phobias pictures - "A flight from London to Washington had to make an emergency landing Wednesday due to a 59 year old woman on board who had a two hour claustrophobia attack and caused panic on the flight on fears that it may be a terrorist attack. Crew members said she was carrying hand cream and matches, but there were no signs of any connection to terrorism."
Look, if you're a nutty old woman who scares the hell out of people with your claustrophobic panic attacks, just don't fly on planes. Don't go to movies, don't go to restaurants, don't go to subways, and don't go to any other crowded place where people may confuse you for a terrorist trying to ignite hand cream with matches when you might just be having your moments of phobia attack lasting for over two hours. Don't go outside at all because you're a menace to society, just stay at home where you can enjoy your claustrophobia with lots of hand cream and even more matches for two hours or more. Because really there's no reason to be scaring the hell out of people for that long, let alone on a plane. You could be a 59 year old claustrophobic elephant who is put in a closed metal box flying in the air, and it still wouldn't make sense to drive everybody nuts for more than twenty minutes tops.
To show that there's no limit to some people's stupidity and no limit to what people can be afraid of, let us photoshop any phobias - known or unknown - in any form you like. I was done with claustrophobia several lines above, so let's just go through some of the strange phobias out there - fear of internet, fear of double vision, fear of work, fear of getting Anna Nicole Smith pregnant... I'm just throwing out ideas here, folks. Feel free to name your phobia in the author's comments section.
P.S. My worst phobia is fear of waking up early in the morning. Fortunately I am deep asleep most of the times it strikes. |
Chairman Bias pictures - Please welcome your new DNC Chariman, Dan Rather. Why not. He has some free time on his hands. / He wouldn't have to be impartial there, eh. 
Phobias pictures - the NEW ANTIphobia ... / Great idea, but a bit to much cut and past for my taste. / Great concept, I was going to do something very similar until I saw yours. (I wish the entries were hidden until the contest ends.)
Phobophobia - Fear of Phobias pictures - It took a LOT of courage to enter this contest. / Great thinking outside the box. I like how you added new phobia-like robating thumbnails. / Love the Apple logo having a panic attack..