Odd Bathrooms pictures - Create images of strange bathrooms with intergated equipment helping spend time in creative ways while doing your "natural duties", OR do a simple bathroom re-painting jobs to give them an unusual look.
Bathroom Chess? pictures -
[ The chess world is in crisis. The biggest chess match in the world almost came to a halt, after one of the players (Vladimir Kramnik of Russia) was accused of taking too many bathroom breaks - over 50 per game - apparently to use a computer or other device to help him with his moves. ] Remember the scene from the God Father movie, where Al Pacino goes to the bathroom to get his gun and comes back blowing everyone's brains out? Kramnik wanted to do just this, but didn't have the guts to pull the trigger, so he had to try it 50 times. For which I applaud him, because rather than shooting his opponent, Kramnik decided to have a clean victory. And by clean I mean no brains scattered on the floor. Attaboy!
In this contest you are asked to add bathroom element into chess playing by photoshopping one of the following:
1) Photoshop Vladimir Kramnik playing chess sitting on a "potty".
2) Introduce bathroom elements to a chess championship room, so that players don't have to interrupt.
3) Design a new logo for world Chess Championship 2006.
4) Redesign the chessboard and chess figures to add miniature "potties".
P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following letter: Monsieur,
I was shocked to see that the topic of your new contest invited members
to depict M. Kramnick using the toilettes. Is this really the image of
a serious website you wish to give to visitors ? Can you imagine the
chagrin of M. Kramnick's family if ever they should come on these
ineptly faked pictures ?
My recent entry, "Elmo's Potty Time", refused on spurious grounds,
tastefully showed our little furry friend in a typical French rest room,
with the mamans helping les petits. This is the sort of educational
entry you should be encouraging, rather than sordid scatological
obscenity showing "chess players" bodily functions.
signed,
an anonymous French future ex-member (Légion Etrangère retd.)
Chess Bathroom pictures - Nothing like a hot shower after a grueling match. / . This is a great bathroom for any chess player. Love all the little extras & nice attention to details. / Numerous delicately implanted chess-objects in this entry make it really stand out. The result is a bathroom any chess player can only dream of. / Very stylish, well done. I especially like that shower curtain work.
Bathroom Chess pictures - Bob was just the slightest bit regretful for having that second bean burrito at lunch. / Brilliant. I love how you made the bathroom chess signs for ladies and gents. / Very clean chop with a good attention to detail. (Shadows, door signs, etc.) Nicely done. / i has same idea, but was hard search public toilets . Well done. / now they have all the conditions for playing the chess game
Bathroom pictures - View Fine Art and empty your bladder in one convenient stop.
Caveman Bathroom pictures - / "Scientists are beginning to discover that in the early days Viagra and Vigel came in huge sizes."
Snow Bathroom pictures - Brrrrrr..... Please View Full before voting... / For those "glued" or frozen frequent bathroom flyers
Bathroom PSP pictures - Sony, always the innovator in new technology / For those who like to play with their joystick / The Ceramic White edition. Excellent work. Full view is recommended.
Electrified Bathroom pictures - I'm not sure how it works but I know Rube Goldberg would be proud to own this contraption. / I especially like the little crotch polisher in the front. Where can I get one of those.
Bathroom Angel pictures - Tobias and the Angel by Giovanni Girolamo Savoldo / nice integration but why the angel have the "skirt" down.
Portable Bathroom pictures - "Elista Azur-Blu" model, Mr. Kramnik's favourite . / French intelligence uncovers and reveals yet another conspiracy plot. This time it involves so called "loo cheaters" among chess players. / cool, this would be perfect for camping chess / excellent illustration paper, really explains the essence of the chess