Bats pictures -
Humans have been fascinated with bats since the ancient times. Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of flying. While most bats prey on insects, several species sustain themselves with blood of other animals - this feature combined with bats' amazing flying abilities and nocturnal way of life earned them numerous folklore legends, where bats are depicted as vampires who often shapeshift into bats (e.g. count Dracula). Contrary to the old wives' tale that bats entangle themselves in people's hair, a bat is a friendly animal who does not harm humans, but eats up to 3000 mosquitos, bugs, and moths per night, thus "cleaning" your backyard and making your life more comfortable. Some people even install bat houses for this purpose.
Photoshop bats any way you wish. Examples may include merging bats with other animals or humans, including them into paintings, or showing what happens if bats rule the world. These are just some ideas.
Odd Bathrooms pictures - Create images of strange bathrooms with intergated equipment helping spend time in creative ways while doing your "natural duties", OR do a simple bathroom re-painting jobs to give them an unusual look.
Political Debate pictures - Create some scenes from any political debate that the networks might have missed. Feel free to place the candidates outside the debating area. You can also include the wives.
Bathroom Chess? pictures -
[ The chess world is in crisis. The biggest chess match in the world almost came to a halt, after one of the players (Vladimir Kramnik of Russia) was accused of taking too many bathroom breaks - over 50 per game - apparently to use a computer or other device to help him with his moves. ] Remember the scene from the God Father movie, where Al Pacino goes to the bathroom to get his gun and comes back blowing everyone's brains out? Kramnik wanted to do just this, but didn't have the guts to pull the trigger, so he had to try it 50 times. For which I applaud him, because rather than shooting his opponent, Kramnik decided to have a clean victory. And by clean I mean no brains scattered on the floor. Attaboy!
In this contest you are asked to add bathroom element into chess playing by photoshopping one of the following:
1) Photoshop Vladimir Kramnik playing chess sitting on a "potty".
2) Introduce bathroom elements to a chess championship room, so that players don't have to interrupt.
3) Design a new logo for world Chess Championship 2006.
4) Redesign the chessboard and chess figures to add miniature "potties".
P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following letter: Monsieur,
I was shocked to see that the topic of your new contest invited members
to depict M. Kramnick using the toilettes. Is this really the image of
a serious website you wish to give to visitors ? Can you imagine the
chagrin of M. Kramnick's family if ever they should come on these
ineptly faked pictures ?
My recent entry, "Elmo's Potty Time", refused on spurious grounds,
tastefully showed our little furry friend in a typical French rest room,
with the mamans helping les petits. This is the sort of educational
entry you should be encouraging, rather than sordid scatological
obscenity showing "chess players" bodily functions.
signed,
an anonymous French future ex-member (Légion Etrangère retd.)
Microwave Baby Bath pictures - Mom, I think you forgot someone.... / Yeah. This is hilarious. Have you heard about the woman who microwaved her baby. Now, they will probably boil 'em. More's the pity. / It is a good chop, but I agree with blearyeye, it perhaps wasn't the best timing after the woman was convicted in her child's death.
John Kerry Debate pictures - Kerry's Debate Preparation / Oh, yeah, I just must be a pain in the a$$... G-e-r-i-t-o-l / Excellent. Love the 'we are the world' and voodoo doll additions. / Its a full time job looking at this image, lots going on... nice job / Hilarious. That Kofi cracks me up every time I look at it.
Bathtub dryer pictures - ...ought to save you some time. / It'll blow your mind literally. / The inventor didn't understand why he couldn't get a product liability policy...
Bathing Girl pictures - Bathing Girl OOB / I do like the bubble effect. Nice OOtheBox thinking / my only critic oes about the bound's shape, i would like it more with a square shape, but still nice / This is really neat... Soap bubbles are a nice added touch. / Love the soap & the feet being so close in the foreground. Adds nice depth. The only thing is the odd shape of the photo edge.
Circus Acrobats pictures - Please don't try this at home . Ok here is the news link / Nice work. I've seen these acrobats somewhere
Bathing pictures - . / perfect, looks very realistic, well done / Qonderful slimming technique, but I would decrease the contrast in the source picture.
Batter Up pictures - Former baseball star Jose Canseco has joined up with the men in blue...can you guess which one is him. He tried to get on with the drug task force but for some reason they put him on the riot squad. / on-topic and excellent. muy bien & what not. / good one, good how the visor has been put over his face.
Bat Cat pictures - / Superiour hybrid animal blending skills here. / Too many ears make look funny ... just my opinion. Still; good technique. / I think so too, but it's not my doing... It's the bat's original ears, I didn't chop the cat ears into this image... / Congrats Hamid that almost looks exactly my cats face minus the bat ears too / Thanks Rainmaker.. / You did an excellent job matching color, light & texture. Congrats on the win. / Congrats. / One of my all-time favourite images on FN. Excellent creation Hamid.
Bathroom pictures - Built-in analyser... 
Microwave Baby Bath pictures - Mom, I think you forgot someone.... / Yeah. This is hilarious. Have you heard about the woman who microwaved her baby. Now, they will probably boil 'em. More's the pity. / It is a good chop, but I agree with blearyeye, it perhaps wasn't the best timing after the woman was convicted in her child's death.
John Kerry Debate pictures - Kerry's Debate Preparation / Oh, yeah, I just must be a pain in the a$$... G-e-r-i-t-o-l / Excellent. Love the 'we are the world' and voodoo doll additions. / Its a full time job looking at this image, lots going on... nice job / Hilarious. That Kofi cracks me up every time I look at it.
Fat Batman pictures - When he was still known as 'Fatman'... / nICE. 
Bathtub dryer pictures - ...ought to save you some time. / It'll blow your mind literally. / The inventor didn't understand why he couldn't get a product liability policy...
Bathing Girl pictures - Bathing Girl OOB / I do like the bubble effect. Nice OOtheBox thinking / my only critic oes about the bound's shape, i would like it more with a square shape, but still nice / This is really neat... Soap bubbles are a nice added touch. / Love the soap & the feet being so close in the foreground. Adds nice depth. The only thing is the odd shape of the photo edge.
Circus Acrobats pictures - Please don't try this at home . Ok here is the news link / Nice work. I've seen these acrobats somewhere 
Bathing pictures - . / perfect, looks very realistic, well done / Qonderful slimming technique, but I would decrease the contrast in the source picture.
Batter Up pictures - Former baseball star Jose Canseco has joined up with the men in blue...can you guess which one is him. He tried to get on with the drug task force but for some reason they put him on the riot squad. / on-topic and excellent. muy bien & what not. / good one, good how the visor has been put over his face.
Bat Cat pictures - / Superiour hybrid animal blending skills here. / Too many ears make look funny ... just my opinion. Still; good technique. / I think so too, but it's not my doing... It's the bat's original ears, I didn't chop the cat ears into this image... / Congrats Hamid that almost looks exactly my cats face minus the bat ears too / Thanks Rainmaker.. / You did an excellent job matching color, light & texture. Congrats on the win. / Congrats. / One of my all-time favourite images on FN. Excellent creation Hamid.