Bad Toy pictures -
Over 1.5 million of "Thomas & Friends" train toys are recalled in the US due to toxic levels of lead they contain which may result in poisoning if digested. The toys were manufactured in China and sold in US shops from 2005 till June 2007. If you remember pet food produced in China already poisoned many American pets. Now it's the toxic toys for our children.
In this contest let's photoshop toys which are bad in one way or another and have the adverse effect on morals or health, etc. You are welcome to change the existing toy or design the new ones. The toys must be for kids and babies, and not adults.
Bad Santa Claus Labels pictures -
[ The state of Maine has banned a beer because its label depicts Santa
Claus enjoying a pint of brew. The state said that the label for
"Santa's Butt Winter Porter" is "undignified and improper" and may
attract children. ]
I understand Maine is concerned about morality and "wrong appeal" to
children, but banning a beer for using the image of Santa is like
banning Playboy magazine for using the image of bunny. Children love
bunnies more than they love beer.
So Maine is barking up the wrong tree here. If you want to clean you
state morals, start with ho, ho, hos on your streets, not on beer
labels.
In this contest you are asked to add Santa Claus image to labels,
brands, and products which would be considered inappropriate use of
Santa image. E.g. Santa Claus on alcohol products, condoms, guns,
cigarettes, etc.
Thanks to mashby for sponsoring this contest.
Superbad pictures -
"Superbad" from Sony Pictures topped the U.S. boxoffice this weekend, and became the record earning movie of the films that ever opened in a month of August. Its weekend ticket receipts totalled $31 million, beating the previous record holder movie "Mortal Combat" that earned $23 million on its opening weekend in August of 1995. "Superbad" is about two nerdy teenage buddies who are looking for girls and booze.
Photoshop Superbad movie any way you wish. Examples may include merging Superbad with another movie, changing its cast, designing a sequel, etc.
Bad Habits pictures - Photoshop bad habits of John Kerry doing things that might "upset" his base. Feel free to use hunting themes if you can't think of additional bad habits.
The strategy of having Kerry toting a shotgun and hunting wildlife must make some of his voting base nervous and upset.
Bad Food pictures -
China is shutting down 180 food factories after the inspection found that their food products contained dangerous levels of
toxic chemicals. Over 15 tons of food from these factories have been banned from entering the market. The country-wide food product inspection was initiated by the Chinese government officials after a series of scandals with Chinese exported food that was found to contain illegal chemicals like formaldehyde, unsafe color additives, and industrial wax. The country authorities said they will do everything to "clean" Chinese food and protect their food export share in international markets.
Create food items and products made (partially of fully) from non-food components and parts. Examples may be sugar made and packaged like washing detergent, or a salad made with lettuce and rocks.
Bad Christmas Gifts pictures -
Bad Christmas gifts are something we all have received at one time or another. Maybe it was a pair of hand knitted socks from your Aunt Gladys or a battery powered lock de-icer from your 31 year old son. Whatever it was, we all remember them. I ask you, who was the first person thinking that putting candy into socks makes a great gift? My grandpa's socks are officially classified as weapons of mass destruction. Does eating candy out of weapons make much sense?
In this contest you are asked to create bad Christmas gifts any way you like. E.g. electric powered rubber ducky bath toy or junior lasik surgery kit, etc. The sky is the limit as long as it's within the site guidelines.
Thanks to midian and to babaloo for sponsoring this contest.
This is a power ball contest with increased jackpots.
Bad Luck pictures - Today is Friday the 13th, - the day associated with the numerous superstitions of bad luck. Tell me if this is weird - this Friday the 13th comes just six days after the luckiest day of the century.
In the 1800's the fear of bad luck on "Black Friday" was so strong that a British insurance company Lloyds of London refused to insure any ship leaving a port on a Friday the 13th.
Show how bad luck could change the lives of celebrities and politicians, or any people, as well as companies, and countries. Consider this contest a reverse of good luck contest we had last week.
Stingrays Behaving Badly pictures - [ An 81 year old man boating in Florida was stabbed in the chest by a stingray which burst from the water and attacked the man. ] This comes just one month after Australian naturalist Steve Irwin died as he was stabbed in heart by a stingray. Back then stingrays seemed to have issued "sorry, we didn't know it was Steve" statement, and scientists reported this was one extremely rare accident, as stingrays are known to be naturally friendly and cute creatures. If getting your chest stabbed is considered a friendly guesture, then New York has some of the friendliest neighborhoods in the world. And what scientists are trying to tell us is: stingrays have deadly barbs, but they don't really use them. Sort of like - Paris Hilton has brains, but she doesn't really use them. Or North Korea has nukes. Still friendly, right?
In this contest you are asked to photoshop stingrays behaving badly (meaning causing harm, or threat). Feel free to humanize them - put them in human clothes, or living "human lives" doing bad things humans do.
Bad Hamster pictures - Don't #$% with the Hamster. / We have a winner. Bloody awesome chop. / arrrrr....matey. Does he have a wooden leg. congrats...great job.
Superbad Characters pictures - Superbad Characters, 10 years from now...still virgins. / haha steve carrell looks like a bobblehead doll here nice work though
Bad Santa pictures - He's a baaaad Santa. / Nice one. Bubba has the Marley's ghost look of one of those old Scrooge movies. / I did not have Christmas with this woman...
Bad Avril pictures - Avril Lavigne, the famous Canadian bad girl singer, believes in breaking ALL the rules. / I really do like this, just the image of her seems alot sharper than the rest & size wise, yeh she is tiny but in comparison with the fence it is a lil unbelievable IMH0 or tis just a rather large fence / I'm not climbing it. I'm riding it. Yeehaw.
Bad Hamster pictures - / Thanx, He's very tired, It's his 3rd contest. / I saw this entry making circles amoung Russian websites (True). Me not guilty.
Bad Girl pictures - / Looks like she is holding the joint funny. Good pic though. / I agree with Kay. The joint should be further back in her fingers. But you've done a very nice job on the smoke / looks to me as if she's tryin ta not (Koff.)Or something, perhaps even holding a finger to her lips as if 'shushing' somebody. Looks good to me. Too bad eyes not bloodshot ........ / Ahhh. Bloodshot eyes would have been so cool. I wish I'd thought of it. In the original picture she was sipping on a straw. Thanks everyone for you comments.
Black Cat Bad Luck pictures - They're only bad luck if you belieeve....belifshan...dang. whoit's wroooong weith my keeybooarrdd. (Fulll vvviewe isz bettrtet....crapap.) / Took me a minute to get that one. Would the top of that van have a shadow. / That far off the ground any light shadow the top would cast would be out of frame in my opinion. Great idea, and image truely speaks superstition to me... / Hey, kitty. Can you give us a break please. Not the car break dammit.
Bad Baby pictures - / I would think the child would dress ball warmery too.
Superbad Chefs pictures - Please view full / Full view is definitely worth it. The eyes are hypnotizing.