Emmy Awards pictures - Did you watch the Emmy Awards on Sunday? "24" and "Office" won the
Emmys for best series. American television defines "series" as a TV
movie with 15 trillion episodes or more - anything shorter falls into "series for wimps" category. If you consider yourself a
true fan of, say, "24", you've gotta have a dedication and watch every
single episode of dancing-around-the-subject-and-not-moving-anywhere
type of story-plot where agent Jack Bauer saves the world for the millionth time and just gets so bored of it. Also, you
are not a true fan if you don't have DVDs of all the episodes
in special collector's edition (buy a non-collector edition and
true "24" fans will think you're a wimp). You need these
collector edition DVDs not only to re-watch them
every day, but also to pass to your children and to children of
their children who'll continue to watch ongoing "24" for many
generations ahead and they need to know what the heck happened in
years of previous episodes, and why the hell evil is still roaming the
earth when agent Jack Bauer already conquered terrorism, killed all
the bad aliens, refilled the ozone layer, and found the universal cure
for cancer, AIDS, arthritis, and hemorrhoids.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop any series nominated
for 58th Emmy Awards in any satirical way - for example, use
the series to promote a commercial product, or change the cast crew.
P.S. Next time you watch '24' or other TV series, don't forget this
universal rule of any TV series:
Ugly people are ALWAYS the bad guys.
You might wanna remember that when you make chops for this
contest.
Awards pictures - Photoshop awards for someone who you think is completely undeserving receiving an award - e.g. OJ Simpson getting an Oscar or Osama getting the Peace Prize. Perhaps even Britney Spears no panties pictures will get her an award, who knows.
ACADEMY AWARDS pictures - I had to do a lot to get this under the 250k maximum file size. Please forgive the compression artifacts. Original is 2 times larger and much more clean. Please view full / This is almost what the Awards really stand for
Grammy Awards pictures - Timberlake wins the new Grammy for Stupid Stunts. / Good job on this one. Too bad the star isn't over Justin's face. He's a boob, right.
MTV Movie Awards pictures - Eminem finally decided to speak his mind. / great caption & the work on the microphone is good