Raccoons Attack Washington pictures - "So called 'urban raccoons' attack the City of Olympia in Washington. So far they killed 10 cats, have
bitten one dog, and one pet owner
(not necessarily in that order). Residents arm themselves against
raccoon attacks."
You probably read about these raccoons recently in The New York Times,
a daily newspaper with a
circulation of 18 trillion. Of course you don't believe a word of it.
You think publications like The New York Times make everything up.
So did I, and when I first saw their story, for the moment I thought
I was reading the scenario to Martin Scorsese's "Gangs of New York".
Yet, The New York Times and every other major newspaper claims that 'urban raccoons are for real and they are not afraid'.
Newspapers don't actually tell you there are
23,520,102, 370,754,235,929 raccoons in Washington,
who are starting a guerrilla war, but they let you be the detective and
put two and two together.
That and the fact that you should stay a way from Olympia, Washington
for the time being.
Because if there's anything raccoons
like to do is to have their way with your pets, steal your credit
cards, and torture you with the most
horrible country music. I might have the wrong list here. Anyhow,
you've gotta remember that
every raccoon who attacks Washingtonian is a friend of a man
has a short life span.
Keeping that in mind I think we should try the approach which proved
to work in the past.
You catch all male raccoons in Washington, sterilize them and drop
them from airplanes onto the affected area,
where they mate with the females, who don't get pregnant, and there
you are.
That, or catch all the female raccoons and put them on pills.
Until then we need to help The New York Times (and other newspapers)
with the pictures of these raccoons
which they failed to publish in their stories. Thus, in this contest
you are asked to photoshop
'raccoons behaving badly' - meaning raccoons causing a threat, or
problems to humans.
Attack of Calista Flockhart pictures - Calista / How'd you like to meet up with HER in some dark 'Ally'. / Still a little too fat. ... Just kidding. Very nice. / Really good. I especially like the stringy saliva. / "I tell everyone the teeth stains are from smoking. "
George Bush Golf Attack pictures - Picture taken just moments before Moore was knocked unconscious by golfclub. / Super fantastic. George is gonna need more than a putter to bring down this buffalo. / Great job, only thing I would add is a little grass coming up over GWBush's golf shoe. SUPER. / Nice going macwithfries, Im going to have to start calling you the Big Mac soon, Great job /
Snake Attack pictures - BEWARE. Don't ever let your children play with snake alone...before its too late. / Great blending - I would probably fall for this photo-hoax. / OOps...double post. (Hate it when that happens) / The Babysitter,,give me a baby and I'll sit on it...
Attack Squirrel pictures - This home protected by a German Flying Squirrel. / Scary looking, several of them would be freaky / It's things like this that make museum trips worth while. / egads, scary stuff. Real nice work here, and adding a little action to the chop makes it stand out in the crowd.
Terrorist Attack Jet Chair pictures - Not just a flotation device anymore..... It flies too.... -view full for sharper content- / Darn, you're as bad as an eBay bid sniper. Pulling this great idea out at the end of the contest. Great job. / Not to be picky: AlQida should be Al Qaeda or Al Quida Confort should be comfort. Good looking image though. / "With joystick in hand"... does that qualify me for the Mile High Club. / "Joy stick" should be joystick or joy-stick. "Retracked" should be retracted. I won't comment on the various grammatical errors. Sorry, us english\philosophy majors are bar stewards. Otherwise great entry though. / .... sorry for all the bad spelling and grammar mistakes. I was in a rush to finish in time and didn't double check it. I usually avoid using type in an image for this very reason but felt it was needed in this one. / Rabbit, you can still edit your entry, even though submissions are closed. Make the revisions, save under a different name, and upload. / Ok I fixed all the bad spelling and most of the grammar. Thanks to everyone who gave me the heads up on this. Sorry I took so long to fix it but I had left the layer file at work. Yep Im working on New Years Eve. / This looks like something used by Bond, James Bond. / could just use the two chairs from take off. how many people would be stupid enough to let a terrorist camp out under their seat. good imagery.
CAT ATTACK pictures - CAT ATTACK. / The cat on the left should be seen behind the tree, otherwise nice job. Would have been better if you could have had the people running towards us. / Beautiful work. Great thinking, and well executed. / Great pic. I agree that it would have been nice if the source pic had the people coming toward us but it is still a very good pic. I love the addition of the dust cloud. / One of my favourites, I expect a source pic of people running forward was hard to find. The cats look grrrrreat...
Attack of Transformers pictures - / look like robots no like transformers but the job is awsome / thanks for the comment. but actually those are the characters in the transformewr movie.: Starscream,blackout and Jazz. / i know this are "characters" from the movie but i understand what kokoy means, because u used the uncolored transformers version of it, that is why it look more robot than transformer. But execution and integration is great here. / a lit' color adjustment on transformers to match/blend it to the painting. / I rather watch this as a movie, great chop.
Plane Attack pictures - not those damned socks soaked in fiberglass resin again.... / It made me chuckle. I like the sarcasim. / "The first symptom is an dry uncofortable itch on the nostrils"
Surfer Attack pictures - The epic battle would have been undocumented except a Freaking News chopper happened by... SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) -- An Australian surfer survived a shark attack by repeatedly punching a small shark he first thought was a seal, the second incident of its kind this month, local radio reported on Saturday. Story
Attack of Calista Flockhart pictures - Calista / How'd you like to meet up with HER in some dark 'Ally'. / Still a little too fat. ... Just kidding. Very nice. / Really good. I especially like the stringy saliva. / "I tell everyone the teeth stains are from smoking. "
George Bush Golf Attack pictures - Picture taken just moments before Moore was knocked unconscious by golfclub. / Super fantastic. George is gonna need more than a putter to bring down this buffalo. / Great job, only thing I would add is a little grass coming up over GWBush's golf shoe. SUPER. / Nice going macwithfries, Im going to have to start calling you the Big Mac soon, Great job / 
Snake Attack pictures - BEWARE. Don't ever let your children play with snake alone...before its too late. / Great blending - I would probably fall for this photo-hoax. / OOps...double post. (Hate it when that happens) / The Babysitter,,give me a baby and I'll sit on it...
Attack Squirrel pictures - This home protected by a German Flying Squirrel. / Scary looking, several of them would be freaky / It's things like this that make museum trips worth while. / egads, scary stuff. Real nice work here, and adding a little action to the chop makes it stand out in the crowd.
Terrorist Attack Jet Chair pictures - Not just a flotation device anymore..... It flies too.... -view full for sharper content- / Darn, you're as bad as an eBay bid sniper. Pulling this great idea out at the end of the contest. Great job. / Not to be picky: AlQida should be Al Qaeda or Al Quida Confort should be comfort. Good looking image though. / "With joystick in hand"... does that qualify me for the Mile High Club. / "Joy stick" should be joystick or joy-stick. "Retracked" should be retracted. I won't comment on the various grammatical errors. Sorry, us english\philosophy majors are bar stewards. Otherwise great entry though. / .... sorry for all the bad spelling and grammar mistakes. I was in a rush to finish in time and didn't double check it. I usually avoid using type in an image for this very reason but felt it was needed in this one. / Rabbit, you can still edit your entry, even though submissions are closed. Make the revisions, save under a different name, and upload. / Ok I fixed all the bad spelling and most of the grammar. Thanks to everyone who gave me the heads up on this. Sorry I took so long to fix it but I had left the layer file at work. Yep Im working on New Years Eve. / This looks like something used by Bond, James Bond. / could just use the two chairs from take off. how many people would be stupid enough to let a terrorist camp out under their seat. good imagery.
CAT ATTACK pictures - CAT ATTACK. / The cat on the left should be seen behind the tree, otherwise nice job. Would have been better if you could have had the people running towards us. / Beautiful work. Great thinking, and well executed. / Great pic. I agree that it would have been nice if the source pic had the people coming toward us but it is still a very good pic. I love the addition of the dust cloud. / One of my favourites, I expect a source pic of people running forward was hard to find. The cats look grrrrreat...
Attack of Transformers pictures - / look like robots no like transformers but the job is awsome / thanks for the comment. but actually those are the characters in the transformewr movie.: Starscream,blackout and Jazz. / i know this are "characters" from the movie but i understand what kokoy means, because u used the uncolored transformers version of it, that is why it look more robot than transformer. But execution and integration is great here. / a lit' color adjustment on transformers to match/blend it to the painting. / I rather watch this as a movie, great chop.
Plane Attack pictures - not those damned socks soaked in fiberglass resin again.... / It made me chuckle. I like the sarcasim. / "The first symptom is an dry uncofortable itch on the nostrils"
Surfer Attack pictures - The epic battle would have been undocumented except a Freaking News chopper happened by... SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) -- An Australian surfer survived a shark attack by repeatedly punching a small shark he first thought was a seal, the second incident of its kind this month, local radio reported on Saturday. Story 
Beagle probe Attack pictures - There's always the problem with the over sized space alien kid...