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Picasso Celebrities pictures - Duch Prince Willem-Alexander and Princess Maxima have comissioned their portrait in the Picasso's trademark cubist style. The portrait was done by the famous Dutch copycat painter Geert Jan Jansen and is on display in Zeist Castle in the centre of the Netherlands in the exhibition called "Net Echt". The English translation of the exhibition is "Just Like Real". Picasso was often told by people whose portraits he painted that they showed little resemblance. Picasso would always reply "Just wait, in 10 years there will be more resemblance". Photoshop celebrities and politicians the way Pablo Picasso would depict them if he used the power of photoshop to create his works, rather than paint and brushes. Please use celebrity photos as source images, rather than paintings. Feel free to give your celebrities the famous Picasso cubist style (see one quick example), or his other styles like in example 2, and example 3. Please don't forget to include celebrity names in your entries.
Classic Mercedes Benz pictures - Photoshop this classic Mercedes Benz image (CLICK HERE to download) any way you wish. Examples may include merging this classic Mercedes Benz with some objects or animals; placing classic Mercedes Benz into some environment, movies, paintings. These are just some ideas. You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Stock Exchange for providing the source image.
Eye Glasses pictures - These holidays, the sales of prank eyeglasses are up, which have plastic human eyes attached to the frames with springs. When these fake eyes pop out it gives a special meaning to the phrase "eye glasses". Let's design glasses which would actually have human eyes in the frames, similar to how it's done in prank eyeglasses with fake plastic eyes (but with no springs please). Some examples may be showing celebrities and politicians wearing such glasses with their eyes, or with somebody's else eyes. You are welcome to make the eyes bigger or change their shape somewhat to fit the frames.
Gender Reassignment pictures - Cate Blanchett is playing a legendary singer Bob Dylan in a new movie "I'm Not There". This role is one of the most controversial, difficult, and at the same time interesting roles for Cate Blanchett where she had to change her gender on screen both in appearance and mentally. Another most recent "gender reassignment" was successfully done by John Travolta in the movie "Hairspray." In real life, thousands of people undergo sex reassignment surgeries every year. Your today's mission is to perform gender reassignment "surgeries" with the help of Photoshop rather than with a surgeon's scalpel. Your patients have to be celebrities, politicians or any famous figures - e.g. characters from paintings and you need to show them as the opposite gender. The voters will show how successful your operation was.
Eyeglasses pictures - Chicago firefighters are calling for the biggest collection of eyeglasses in history to donate them to those who are in need of glasses but can not afford to purchase them in third countries. Owners of old prescription glasses and sunglasses can drop them at any of the 97 Fire Houses across the state by the end of summer (September). Centuries after the invention of eyeglasses they remain too expensive to afford for many people in developing countries. Add eyeglasses or sunglasses to works of art (paintings, statues, drawings) and show us how famous characters in those paintings would look in usual or strange eyeglasses or shades. To spark your inspiration, think of all the Elton John's glasses donated to Mona Lisa and others.
Picasso pictures - I can't think of an educated person (except for my art teacher) who hasn't heard of Pablo Picasso. The great Spanish painter and sculptor was born on October 25, 1881, and is known mostly for his cubism art. To be more precise, Picasso, along with Georges Braque, was a co-founder of cubism. A man once criticized Pablo for creating unrealistic art. Picasso asked him: "Can you show me some realistic art?" The man showed him a photograph of his wife. Picasso observed: "So your wife is two inches tall, two-dimensional, with no arms and no legs, and no color but only shades of gray?" Besides artistic talent, Pablo had a sharp sense of humor. He was once asked why he never had any of his paintings hanging on his walls. "I can't afford them", answered Pablo. In this contest you are asked to show how Picasso's art would change if he created them these days. Feel free to promote products, people, countries, or events with Picasso's "modernized" art. Additionally you are allowed to photoshop real-life people, animals, and objects with Picasso-style distortions - moved face parts, cubically distorted, etc.
Odd Glasses pictures - Put strange or goofy glasses on celebrities and/or politicians. Feel free to design new unusual models of glasses. If you design a new model, it can be shown separately, or on a person.
Modern Classic Cars? pictures - To fit classic car spirit in modern auto industry, create cars which would combine parts / features of modern car models and classic / antique car models.
Embarrassing pictures - Create realistic looking memos or documents that might be embarrassing to a celebrity or politician - historical or current.
Yasser Arafat Investments pictures - How did the investments by Arafat impact businesses operated that we know or don't know about? Create images of what an investment by Yasser Arafat and his financial advisers might have done to the way a business operates and how it might influence their products and services. Almost a BILLION dollars!
Picasso pictures - Take any paintings of Picasso and include celebrities and politicians there.
Yasser Arafat pictures - Obviously, Yasser is a nervous man and will start moving around disguised. Your mission is to photoshop an image of a disguise that Arafat will be wearing in order to evade any potential attempts on his life.
Yasser Arafat images - Today you are Yasser Arafat's imagemaker. Suggest what Yasser should do in order to improve his public image to stay in the office.
Jackass pictures - Jump on the Democratic Bandwagon. View Full. / This one's really good. I like the look on Al Gore's face. / oh and dave england is still on the other side now thats class / the blending is excellent - good job. I would only recommend a little levels adjustment on some of the faces. Very well done. / This is it. Can't stop laughing. Exellent Job. / Super good source images and very nice integration / I like how the midget is Daschle...how fitting. / I decided to register, just so I could say something about it. It's absolutely brilliant. Great job.
Grasshopper Jet pictures - The new Harrier GRA55 "Hopper" can land or take off absolutely anywhere. / Dammit I love it. and the name GRA55 "Hopper" is a genius name for this airplane. / Awesome,Im sitting this one out because its above my cut and paist abilities. / if there was 20 i'd give you 20, excellent entry, real nice job on the legs / 10 vote is absulutely deserve this entry. and i mean 10. fullview is a must. love to see your source. / 50 acres of green beans south fourty and west twenty,comming in for landing .
Devil Yasser Arafat pictures - Happy Halloween. / this is great.. you did a fantastic job..
Jackass pictures - / I really "laughed out loud" on this one. one great chop... / Great Chop..... I like it ...
Schwarzenegger Glasses pictures - Terminator style (this is the source + about 10 pictures of engines, and chrome parts, + hand drawing) / Superior work. Would love to see source pics. / Thank you for the source link. I think it definatly helps people appriciate the effort here. / Thanks for providing the source. You've defenitely put enourmous amount of work in this entry. Top marks. / Holy damn. You went and brought the whuppin' stick. This is awesome / love it and the reflection in the glass part.
Picasso pictures - / "For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."
Glass Clown pictures - A ton of hours goes in to making one of these. Please take a moment to view in full. X-Tra Large version here. Source / All the hours you spent on this were worth it. Fabulous. / The glassmaker returns with another great entry. You must have quite the collection of these by now. The detail of the eyelashes is the only thing which looks remotely out of place in comparison to the geometric shapes within the rest of the image but I wouldn't change it as I can't see how you could really do it differently in this case. Sure to place well. / Yeah, the eyelashes were a puzzlement on how to do them. They are so much a part of her "signature" that I had to have them in the glass. I tried a using lighter (thinner) leading line for them, but I didn't like that result. I'm so tickled that you all like her. I think she's my favorite glass of them all. / As a person who works real stained glass, all I can say is ZA. / I know. I did one of the Cheshire cat and was dreaming about it. Nice work. It would help to add the plastic effect on the black lines to make it look even more real. / Top job here. Eyelashes make it look a tad less realistic, but I know they are difficult to deal with. / Congrats Deb, you have mastered this style Now wwe should get Wendy's to put them in the windows. / Congrats Deb, #1 out of 80 entries, that's a feather in your cap eh. great work. / Wonderful win in a contest full of wonderful entries - congratulations, Deb. / Congrat's Deb,This type of image you master it, beautiful work.. Cheers Mandrak / FELICIDADES, CONGRAT'S Sassydeb, ME GUSTÓ MUCHO TU TRABAJO, I LIKE, VERY NICE / . Thanks for all the great comments guys. The time I put into this was definately worth it.
Grasshoppers pictures - Sorry, only available in green. / Superb, I applaud you. Just lose the text next time and let your (fantastic) image speak for itself / --> i disagree for this one, i think the text fits very well with the image
Airline Passenger pictures - the most dangerous method can use by airline is the human-cost-cutting. / he doesnt even need a plane to fly. he just take the flying saucer or cup / source always help in an invisible entry, anyway great execution here / Awesome execution, creative idea. Well deserved win. Congrats.
Disney Stained Glass pictures - Here's to 84 years of smiles and laughter. Thank you Mr. Disney. Happy Anniversary. / Beautiful stained glass work. You are a pro in stained glasses. / Congrats Deb, that quite a nice style you have invented in your stained glass art / Congrats Deb. I knew the stained glass was you. Beautiful work again. / Congratulations on the win, Deb, - wonderful technique. / Thanks so much for your comments. I'm glad you all like this...I LOVE making digital stained glass art and developing my style. It's a lot of work, but I so enjoy the end result. / congrats Sassy. hey, maybe a tut' on this wonderful work can be a good inspiration here. / Way to go, Sassy. You've got this stained glass technique perfected.

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