Seniors in the U.S. Army pictures - If you see grandmas and grandpas carrying machine guns and wearing khaki - don't worry - they are just new army recruits (unless you see them in the Bronx, where it's just a tradition). [ US Army has raised the enlistee age limit to bring older recruits and meet its recruiting goals. "Lots of older people are fit and are living longer, and they figure they can do this. We have been very satisfied with the older recruits so far," said a spokesman for the U.S. Army Recruiting Command.] Come to think of it there are at least some benefits for the seniors to join the army:
1) They stay fit by doing drills and eating healthy food (sorry, no McDonald's in the army for you, grandma).
2) They can travel to exciting new places, meet interesting new people, and kill them.
3) In a hostage situation they are likely to be released first.
4) If they have a party, sergeants
won't even realize it.
5) Top army secrets are safe with senior recruits
because they can't remember them anyway.
6) Army commanders find it easier to control senior recruits because their supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
If you think of more, let me know. Now I gotta go and give my grandma a call - she forgot her bazooka last time she visited (damn, she forgets everything).
In this contest you are asked photoshop senior, older people in the military, or create promotional materials (billboards, adverts, etc.) for recruiting older people to the U.S. military. Your entries have to relate to the US military (Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines) only, no other countries please (they did not approve older folks in the army yet!)
Army Animals pictures - Recruit buffalo and/or other animals into the army.
Real animals only please - no Godzilla or King-Kong type of fiction animals.
Goats in the Army pictures -
Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles.
[ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of
lance-corporal after shining on parade.
Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was
demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade
for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran
amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side,
throwing soldiers off their stride.'
In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven,
reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his
commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of
animals in
the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army
ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and
butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the
incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know,
there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my
face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it,
because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the
face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away
with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into
an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army,
butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I
can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn
goa-a-a-a-t."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army.
P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay.
Celebrities in Army pictures - It's time to draft famous people into the army. Photoshop images of what celebrities and politicians would look like in the army, if they were drafted into some branch of the military.
Army pictures - Design new army uniforms & equipment for the US military.
Army images - Private: "Hey sarge....I gotta take a leak. When are we takin' a break." Sarge: "....Depends." Please, View full for better detail. Source Pic / The chop is fabulous re-work of real advert. The author's comments is a cherry on top. Brilliance. / This could be a good poster for recruiting older women into the army. The punch-line will need to be changed to: Be All You Once Were. PMS Army / why people still participate on this after see this entry., great work adding the effects after the great "old" chop. My winner and best vote / Very impressive work. Must have been a living he11 to mask between the lines. / / Beautiful work. Great idea. Perfectly executed. / No biting the bullet here,we just roll it on the tongue and spit it out at you .
Captain Squirrel Army pictures - Captain Squirrel of Bravo Company receive his Medal Of Honor for a successful mission. / WTF.. This is beyond brilliant.. I was about to chop another entry- ummmmm, I can just forget it now. / I LOVE THIS PICTURE.... Best I have seen. / This is fantastically done. It's going to be very hard, if not impossible to beat. Great job. Could you post the source. Because it's so realistic, I wonder if you haven't dressed up a real squirrel / Can you hold my nuts while I'm busy. Thanks / Agree with Maxim. I'm just wondering tho...how'd you get him to sit still while you dressed him... I LOVE the medal..... ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, STUPENDOUS, MAGNIFICENT..... I vote 10. / This chop is truly amazing, Nilo.. Could you post the sources of the uniform too. The way you blended the uniform onto the squirrel is just too freaking good to believe.. / What can I say that hasn't been said, so I'll just say...absolutely amazing, flawless, incredibly realistic. / Superb. One of the best images I have seen for a long, long time. / Thank you guys for the wonderful comments, i had my vacation and im back now. For those who want to see the uniform link Here it is.
Pharaoh Army pictures - Definitely my worst idea ever, but it is so silly, I have to show it. The source image is here / sometimes worse idea makes us unique from others. good thinking.
Army Camouflage pictures - used the name suggested / or I mean camudflage / Hate it when you get sand in your shoes. / Good effort, neat idea, try this one for a title perhaps "Gitin Down and Dirty when it Counts" / You should have made that a votable caption, I like it betern mine
Army Fly pictures - Target Locked. / Great one. Comes loaded with "stinger missles".
Robot Army pictures - I think an understatement works in this situation. I could have added more but I think it would have been over done...I could be wrong. / this may be stupid but... what exactly did you do to alter the original pic. am i missing something obvious. / Terminator Endoskeleton with c3po's head and intel inside logo on chest. At least you proved it was an understatement. / I think the mix of C3 and T2 produced very cool droid. Excellent blending job too. The only thing is that there's no uniform in this submission, but I guess you can say that "no uniform" is the best uniform for these "soldiers". / Ah. I'm retarded, sorry about missing that. it was obvious, nice work / Muchly agreed.....
Saddam in US army pictures - / His friends in the Army just call him "LOOKAWAY BOB" / "Hey, fellow army men, the weapons of mass destruction are on your right. Look right."
ARMY pictures - Please view full-sized image. Army asks dead to sign up for another hitch / I like the face a lot. The body is a bit fuzzy though, especially compared to everything around it.
Army images - Private: "Hey sarge....I gotta take a leak. When are we takin' a break." Sarge: "....Depends." Please, View full for better detail. Source Pic / The chop is fabulous re-work of real advert. The author's comments is a cherry on top. Brilliance. / This could be a good poster for recruiting older women into the army. The punch-line will need to be changed to: Be All You Once Were. PMS Army / why people still participate on this after see this entry., great work adding the effects after the great "old" chop. My winner and best vote / Very impressive work. Must have been a living he11 to mask between the lines. / / Beautiful work. Great idea. Perfectly executed. / No biting the bullet here,we just roll it on the tongue and spit it out at you .
Captain Squirrel Army pictures - Captain Squirrel of Bravo Company receive his Medal Of Honor for a successful mission. / WTF.. This is beyond brilliant.. I was about to chop another entry- ummmmm, I can just forget it now. / I LOVE THIS PICTURE.... Best I have seen. / This is fantastically done. It's going to be very hard, if not impossible to beat. Great job. Could you post the source. Because it's so realistic, I wonder if you haven't dressed up a real squirrel / Can you hold my nuts while I'm busy. Thanks / Agree with Maxim. I'm just wondering tho...how'd you get him to sit still while you dressed him... I LOVE the medal..... ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, STUPENDOUS, MAGNIFICENT..... I vote 10. / This chop is truly amazing, Nilo.. Could you post the sources of the uniform too. The way you blended the uniform onto the squirrel is just too freaking good to believe.. / What can I say that hasn't been said, so I'll just say...absolutely amazing, flawless, incredibly realistic. / Superb. One of the best images I have seen for a long, long time. / Thank you guys for the wonderful comments, i had my vacation and im back now. For those who want to see the uniform link Here it is. 
Pharaoh Army pictures - Definitely my worst idea ever, but it is so silly, I have to show it. The source image is here / sometimes worse idea makes us unique from others. good thinking.
Army Camouflage pictures - used the name suggested / or I mean camudflage / Hate it when you get sand in your shoes. / Good effort, neat idea, try this one for a title perhaps "Gitin Down and Dirty when it Counts" / You should have made that a votable caption, I like it betern mine
Army Fly pictures - Target Locked. / Great one. Comes loaded with "stinger missles". 
Robot Army pictures - I think an understatement works in this situation. I could have added more but I think it would have been over done...I could be wrong. / this may be stupid but... what exactly did you do to alter the original pic. am i missing something obvious. / Terminator Endoskeleton with c3po's head and intel inside logo on chest. At least you proved it was an understatement. / I think the mix of C3 and T2 produced very cool droid. Excellent blending job too. The only thing is that there's no uniform in this submission, but I guess you can say that "no uniform" is the best uniform for these "soldiers". / Ah. I'm retarded, sorry about missing that. it was obvious, nice work / Muchly agreed.....
Saddam in US army pictures - / His friends in the Army just call him "LOOKAWAY BOB" / "Hey, fellow army men, the weapons of mass destruction are on your right. Look right."
ARMY pictures - Please view full-sized image. Army asks dead to sign up for another hitch / I like the face a lot. The body is a bit fuzzy though, especially compared to everything around it.
Army Pushups pictures - There's always some way to work out the problems
Army Fish pictures -