Valerie Plame pictures - So it looks like after all the scandal, Valerie Plame is looking for a job or at least something to do to fill up all that free time. Give Valerie a new job or hobby, and it obviously doesn't have to be scandal free.
James Bond: Casino Royale pictures - [ New James Bond movie "Casino Royale" was #1 in all 27 countries where
it opened, earning $42.2 mil from the UK, Russia, India and small
territories in the Mideast and Asia. In the US, however, 007 flick lost the first spot to Warner's "Happy
Feet." ]
I am still trying to understand how the latest supercool James Bond
was beaten by penguins in the US? Could this be because the new James
Bond is actually hmm... blond? That's right, the new James Bond,
British actor Daniel Craig, is naturally blond. Craig had a whole set
of troubles while filming this 007 flick: Charlize Theron turned down
the role when she found Craig will be the new Bond; Craig could not
drive Bond's Aston Martin and had to learn how to drive a stick shift; and
finally he had his front teeth knocked out in a fight scene. The movie is
definitely worth seeing, especially the scenes where Daniel Craig
tries to seduce cheap chicks by introducing himself as "Blond. James
Blond" and ordering diet coke "shaken, not stirred." That and placing
his license to kill upside-down in his wallet, then identifying
himself as Agent LOO.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop latest James Bond movie
Casino Royale in any way you like E.g. mate it with another movie,
design product advertisements promoted with the movie, etc. Your
entries have to include Daniel Craig in them.
Valentine's Day pictures - Show either unusual Valentines of politicians and celebrities, or usual Valentines in unusual circumstances. Alternatively, create a Valentine's cards from politicians and celebrities.
Valentine's Day images - Create images showing how celebrities, politicians or other famous faces spend their Valentine's Day (such as with who and where at)
Valentine's Day Movies pictures -
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Unfortunately there are hardly any good romantic movies in cinemas this week. Thus, if we really want Valentine's Day movies, there can only be one answer - the power of Photoshop.
Give Valentine's Day theme to any movie. Example - think of how even horror movies can turn into Valentine's Day movies full of romance, Valentine's hearts, and teddy bears...
Goodbye Alberto Gonzales pictures -
Alberto Gonzales, the first U.S. Attoreny General of Hispanic origin,
announced his resignation from the job on Monday. President
George Bush accepted this resignation with regrets saying that
"Attorney General's clear name was dragged through the mud."
Alberto Gonzales came under fire from Democratic and Republican
congressmen, for poor handling of FBI terror investigations, and
sudden firing of several U.S. Attorneys. Gonzales' departure comes
just weeks after the resignation of another White House top ranking
official, Karl Rove, who like Gonzales was a close friend of President
George Bush.
To mark the resignation of U.S. Attorney General Alberto
Gonzales, photoshop him any way you wish. Examples may include
showing what jobs and personal life the future holds for him; how he
could have lived his life alternatively if he were born back in
history (e.g. medieval times), include Gonzales in movies, paintings,
advertisements, etc.
Valentine's Day pictures - Roses are red, violets are blue... It's time for our yearly Valentine's day contest. Photoshop any *unusual* products/gifts/cards which will (or not) be bought for this Valentine's day.
Alec Baldwin pictures -
American actor Alec Baldwin celebrated his 50th birthday this Thursday. Baldwin comes from the family of actors and is the oldest and the most famous of the Baldwin brothers. Some of Alec's recent notable performances include the boxoffice hits "The Aviator" and "The Departed". Baldwin married Kim Basinger in 1993, and they were considered one of the best Hollywood couples. Sadly this marriage ended in 2002, and currently Baldwin is writing a book about his personal life.
Happy 50th birthday, Alec!
To celebrate the 50th birthday of Alec Baldwin, photoshop him any way yo uwish. Some examples are: show what other movies Balwdin could star in, what alternative careers he might have chosen, Alec Baldwin in paintings, etc.
Valentine Paintings pictures -
In the Renaissance times, there was no Valentine's Day. A slap on the ass and "Love Ya" would pretty much express the affection of man to his wife. Today there's only a slap on the ass.
In this contest you are asked to add romantic Valentine's Day theme to old famous paintings. Try to modernize it where you can by adding modern day valentine's day gifts to the paintings. Examples may include Whistler's mother with the box of Hershey's Kisses, or Mona Lisa holding a bouquet of roses and valentine's card.
Valentine's Day pictures -
This Valentine's Day, Paris Hilton received many Valentine's Day cards from her fans. She even received a Valentine card from her gynecologist along with results of her yearly checkup. It read "Veni, V.D., vici".
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Valentine's Day cards or gifts which celebrities and politicians may send or receive on Valentine's Day.
Scale pictures - In this contest we are asking you to use your creativity and edit this image in any way you want. Use your imagination as you see fit. This image supplied by Stock Exchange. You will have 4 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical Freaking News entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Thanks to Keb for sponsoring this contest.
Your images will be critiqued even if you ask for no critique in the apprentice contests.
Keith Richards Casino Royale pictures - He may be 63 but he's still out there gigging. / Quality work, a well deserved winner. I love how you blended guitar case.
James Bond Casino Royale pictures - Striving for his place at the top of the box office, Bond decides that fighting fair is definitely out of the question, and simply eliminates the competition all together. This was a bit of fun to do. Whatcha think. / Looks great...good to know 007 has a quick-firing single-barrel gun. / Great update. Much better with the blood / I think it's great. My only issue with it is he should have shot the penguin thru the head. It would be hard to make a jacket out of it's skin with that hole thru the back. / This is my favorite so far. I really like the '3-D' details - the blood, the bullet, the light(.) through the bullet hole. It gives it a very polished and professional look. / Dang. I love this one. Excellent update. / The 3d and perspective are wrong, the gun should not be blurred. Otherwise, hilarious. / There. Your feet ain't so happy now, are they. / Straight through the heart. That's our James Bond, for you. Excellent work. / I agree with apraxine...but great concept. / I love this one. Because I'm sick. Like you. / This one was my favorite. I'm glad you took top spot. Congratulations.
Alberto Gonzales pictures - Exploitation of the Patriot Act: "The Devil's On The Line," All The Time Now Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is feeling the heat.. / "I'll scratch your back if you'Ol' Scratch mine." / "Of all the sin joints in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine." ~A. Gonzales from the Casa Blanca / Quality entry. The white smoke in handshake may need more work though.
Happy Valentine pictures - (Built from scratch in Photoshop) / I liked it better the other way. Looked so real. / Agree. It has been restored. / Well deserved win hygglobert, alot of work must have went into that one. / WTG Hyggy..here's a chocolate heart,just for you. / --> Thank you again sassy. And everyone who voted.
Valerie Plame pictures - / I liked it better the other way. Looked so real. / Agree. It has been restored. / Well deserved win hygglobert, alot of work must have went into that one. / WTG Hyggy..here's a chocolate heart,just for you. / --> Thank you again sassy. And everyone who voted.
LibertyForSale pictures - Ted Kennedy and John McCain team up to offer illegals an Amnesty deal involving the illegals having to make a payment of approximately $2,000 / it looks like she has no eyes. also, the text on the bag is a little flat and clean. lots of work put into this though. / Very funny.... Text looks fine to me, it hs been shaped to fit the bag and is well integrated. Dark shadows on the eyes are in keeping with the rest of the shadows. / So true. / Loved Monty Python... Congrats on your gold. / This looks more like they are prostituting our beloved country. Shame on both of them............................
Female Legs pictures - She's New Jersey on a date, but a shoe-in (pardon the pun) in a three-legged race. / .. Good job. Reminds me of the old SNL skit with the 3 legged Levi's.
Robert Blake Valentine Card pictures - How sweet.
Keith Richards Casino Royale pictures - He may be 63 but he's still out there gigging. / Quality work, a well deserved winner. I love how you blended guitar case.
James Bond Casino Royale pictures - Striving for his place at the top of the box office, Bond decides that fighting fair is definitely out of the question, and simply eliminates the competition all together. This was a bit of fun to do. Whatcha think. / Looks great...good to know 007 has a quick-firing single-barrel gun. / Great update. Much better with the blood / I think it's great. My only issue with it is he should have shot the penguin thru the head. It would be hard to make a jacket out of it's skin with that hole thru the back. / This is my favorite so far. I really like the '3-D' details - the blood, the bullet, the light(.) through the bullet hole. It gives it a very polished and professional look. / Dang. I love this one. Excellent update. / The 3d and perspective are wrong, the gun should not be blurred. Otherwise, hilarious. / There. Your feet ain't so happy now, are they. / Straight through the heart. That's our James Bond, for you. Excellent work. / I agree with apraxine...but great concept. / I love this one. Because I'm sick. Like you. / This one was my favorite. I'm glad you took top spot. Congratulations.
Alberto Gonzales pictures - Exploitation of the Patriot Act: "The Devil's On The Line," All The Time Now Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is feeling the heat.. / "I'll scratch your back if you'Ol' Scratch mine." / "Of all the sin joints in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine." ~A. Gonzales from the Casa Blanca / Quality entry. The white smoke in handshake may need more work though.
Pin Up Valerie Plame pictures - 
Valerie Plame pictures - / If I win the FHM contest. Guess I gotta take myself out.
Happy Valentine pictures - (Built from scratch in Photoshop) / I liked it better the other way. Looked so real. / Agree. It has been restored. / Well deserved win hygglobert, alot of work must have went into that one. / WTG Hyggy..here's a chocolate heart,just for you. / --> Thank you again sassy. And everyone who voted.
Valerie Plame pictures - / I liked it better the other way. Looked so real. / Agree. It has been restored. / Well deserved win hygglobert, alot of work must have went into that one. / WTG Hyggy..here's a chocolate heart,just for you. / --> Thank you again sassy. And everyone who voted.
LibertyForSale pictures - Ted Kennedy and John McCain team up to offer illegals an Amnesty deal involving the illegals having to make a payment of approximately $2,000 / it looks like she has no eyes. also, the text on the bag is a little flat and clean. lots of work put into this though. / Very funny.... Text looks fine to me, it hs been shaped to fit the bag and is well integrated. Dark shadows on the eyes are in keeping with the rest of the shadows. / So true. / Loved Monty Python... Congrats on your gold. / This looks more like they are prostituting our beloved country. Shame on both of them............................
Female Legs pictures - She's New Jersey on a date, but a shoe-in (pardon the pun) in a three-legged race. / .. Good job. Reminds me of the old SNL skit with the 3 legged Levi's.