Cola Causes Bone Fracture pictures - [ American Journal of Clinical Nutrition reported that consumption of cola leads to significantly lower bone density, higher bone fracture risk for women, and to bone-thinning disease osteoporosis, according to the new study of more than 2,500 adults. However, the study found no such harmful effects for men who consumed cola on a regular basis. ] OK, the good news is drinking cola does not cause bone fractures in men. The bad news - it's causing bone fractures in women. I hope whoever conducted the research did not mix up the results for men and women. Because otherwise I can envision this report months ahead: "The bad news is we've been treating the wrong group (women) against bone fractures. The good news is men are slowly starting to recover." When asked to comment on the situation, Pepsi and Coke bosses said that "bones are like rules - they're made to be broken."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop new advertising campaigns for either Pepsi-Cola or Coca-Cola featuring some element of bone thinning, bone fracture (broken bones), or osteoporosis. If you use people in your chop, please use "women victims" only, because the research found harmful effect only for women. Feel free to create cast paintjobs or bandage paintjobs promoting Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Cola.
Radioactive pictures - Create images showing the impact that radioactive material might have if it is released into the atmosphere! Use celebrities, politicians, animals, buildings or anything else you can think of that could come into contact with this radioactive material!
Acting pictures - Find a deceased actors and place them in a film from today. Alternatively, take a current actors and place them acting in a film that would have been impossible for them to star in because of their age.
Wrong Tourist Attractions pictures -
The tourism ad poster for Nepal mistakenly used a photo of a Peruvian Inca site under the slogan "Have you seen Nepal?"
Which is like showing the smiling face of George W Bush under the slogan "Have you seen John Kerry?" I guess it's just one of those "Where's Waldo?" type of adverts.
Take an element of a famous tourist attraction (building, statue, mountain etc.) and place it in another geographical location / sightseeing.
Customers face Polonium-210 radioactivity tests after Russian spy poisoning pictures -
Customers at a restaurant and a hotel visited by a poisoned ex-KGB officer will be tested for the radioactive substance that killed him, said UK health chiefs. Polonium-210 is a rare and highly toxic radioactive material, which can be obtained (or stolen) only from a sophisticated nuclear facility. There's no direct evidence the Kremlin was behind Alexander Litvinenko's poisoning, but in unwritten intelligence code "any spy who betrays and reveals intelligence secrets deserves to be eliminated". "Traitor" Litvinenko ruined years of Russian intelligence work when he fled to Britain in 2001 and published intelligence secrets in his book. Such actions gave him the same chances of being eliminated as playing Russian roulette. Six times in a row.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Litvinenko's poisoning and contamination of British restaurants & hotels with Polonium210.
Examples may include advertisements for "Kremlin diet", "ex-spy diet", new "Kremlin sushi" menu, or hotel "Kremlin suite" advertisements.
Tractor pictures - Photoshop this tractor image (CLICK HERE to download) any way you wish. Examples may - re-designing this tractor or giving it a new paint-job, putting the tractor into some environment, movies, paintings. These are just some ideas.
You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to Luiz Gustavo Sales and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.
Radioactive Mercury Snail pictures - Radioactive Snails found in Spain seem to have developed other interesting atributes as well. Please full view. / oh man you got the top place and my high rank / oh man oh man.... you got me crazy you got full marks very well done / man, 10 for this one, love to know how you made it, please post a tutorial / lovelly chop, just awsome, just u forgot to delete the black areas at the radioactive icon/label. This keep my hightest vote. Great full view. / Very Nice Image I like the composition. / This snail is a breathtaking work of art. You keep amazing us with your great entries, midian. Congrats on the gold well deserved. This time it's gold with radioactive mercury / Congrats Midian, this is just awsome, well deserved gold / Must add my praise too. That thing looks real enough to have crawled out from under the hood of my daddy's old Studebaker.
Patriot Act pictures - "Sorry old man, read it & weep." Ironic that the Patriot Act doesn't bother anyone but true patriots, isn't it. Original image by Dirck van Bauburen:original painting / Uncle Sam is well done, but I don't understand why the FBI agent is holding a caduceus and wearing a winged Mercury hat. / CB....maybe it's a Symbolic hope that american justice has a speedy recovery from her debilitating blindness.....
Radioactive pictures - / Love the pictures in the background. Awesome chop / this is simply amazing, I think the text takes away from it a tad.Ill be shocked if this doesn't win easy. / Yes. The uncen$ored version is better, but it's my a$$ on the line / Yes. The uncen$ored version is better, but it's my a$$ on the line -->I wish this board went to 11 It funny and strangely erotic at the same time.
Superbad Characters pictures - Superbad Characters, 10 years from now...still virgins. / haha steve carrell looks like a bobblehead doll here nice work though
Real Action Hero pictures - Kibuyu leaps into action and rescues Hygglobert. / --> Well you are quite a hunk. / I love this one. Exciting source image with perfectly selected and blended pics. / congratulations.i am so glad you won. dia / Congrats woman I am like glad it twas thee that won I am so happy for ya
Cactus pictures - You Scream. I scream. We all scream...because it hurts.
Pterodactyl pictures - Find ye three items that ye added to thy paintings. Ye pterodactyl is not oneth. See the best and largest version here _______________ Source art by Leighton and Moran. / . A lot of work went into this one. This is fantastic. / Ye can't find thou items..Ye probably color blind...but I sure like thou chopeth..Looks grrrreat. / Brilliant work. I did found the three added parts too. / Thanks for the kind words and the great votes Ye three items where, thy cave, thy spear tip and thou dragon's head on thy capeth.
John Kerry Action Figure pictures - John Kerry Action Figure / , love the made in vietnam with french materials comment. / Gr8 attention to even the tiniest details...nice work / Love the ketchup bottle in his pocket.
Fat Actress pictures - Really Really Super Duper Extremely Fat Actress. / , love the made in vietnam with french materials comment. / Gr8 attention to even the tiniest details...nice work / Love the ketchup bottle in his pocket.
Saddam Hussein Chiropractic pictures - There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile... Please, view full before voting. Image has better clarity. / and he lived in the crooked white house..in the ghetto. / one of the best entry, must be on the top 3... good job / Professional advert, Janna. You do know how to straighten men out Congrats on Silver.
Radioactive Mercury Snail pictures - Radioactive Snails found in Spain seem to have developed other interesting atributes as well. Please full view. / oh man you got the top place and my high rank / oh man oh man.... you got me crazy you got full marks very well done / man, 10 for this one, love to know how you made it, please post a tutorial / lovelly chop, just awsome, just u forgot to delete the black areas at the radioactive icon/label. This keep my hightest vote. Great full view. / Very Nice Image I like the composition. / This snail is a breathtaking work of art. You keep amazing us with your great entries, midian. Congrats on the gold well deserved. This time it's gold with radioactive mercury / Congrats Midian, this is just awsome, well deserved gold / Must add my praise too. That thing looks real enough to have crawled out from under the hood of my daddy's old Studebaker.
Patriot Act pictures - "Sorry old man, read it & weep." Ironic that the Patriot Act doesn't bother anyone but true patriots, isn't it. Original image by Dirck van Bauburen:original painting / Uncle Sam is well done, but I don't understand why the FBI agent is holding a caduceus and wearing a winged Mercury hat. / CB....maybe it's a Symbolic hope that american justice has a speedy recovery from her debilitating blindness.....
Radioactive pictures - / Love the pictures in the background. Awesome chop / this is simply amazing, I think the text takes away from it a tad.Ill be shocked if this doesn't win easy. / Yes. The uncen$ored version is better, but it's my a$$ on the line / Yes. The uncen$ored version is better, but it's my a$$ on the line -->I wish this board went to 11 It funny and strangely erotic at the same time. 
Superbad Characters pictures - Superbad Characters, 10 years from now...still virgins. / haha steve carrell looks like a bobblehead doll here nice work though
Real Action Hero pictures - Kibuyu leaps into action and rescues Hygglobert. / --> Well you are quite a hunk. / I love this one. Exciting source image with perfectly selected and blended pics. / congratulations.i am so glad you won. dia / Congrats woman I am like glad it twas thee that won I am so happy for ya 
Cactus pictures - You Scream. I scream. We all scream...because it hurts.
Pterodactyl pictures - Find ye three items that ye added to thy paintings. Ye pterodactyl is not oneth. See the best and largest version here _______________ Source art by Leighton and Moran. / . A lot of work went into this one. This is fantastic. / Ye can't find thou items..Ye probably color blind...but I sure like thou chopeth..Looks grrrreat. / Brilliant work. I did found the three added parts too. / Thanks for the kind words and the great votes Ye three items where, thy cave, thy spear tip and thou dragon's head on thy capeth. 
John Kerry Action Figure pictures - John Kerry Action Figure / , love the made in vietnam with french materials comment. / Gr8 attention to even the tiniest details...nice work / Love the ketchup bottle in his pocket. 
Fat Actress pictures - Really Really Super Duper Extremely Fat Actress. / , love the made in vietnam with french materials comment. / Gr8 attention to even the tiniest details...nice work / Love the ketchup bottle in his pocket. 
Saddam Hussein Chiropractic pictures - There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile... Please, view full before voting. Image has better clarity. / and he lived in the crooked white house..in the ghetto. / one of the best entry, must be on the top 3... good job / Professional advert, Janna. You do know how to straighten men out Congrats on Silver.