Why did the chicken cross the road

Contest Info

  • Started: 4/19/2009 16:00
  • Ended: 4/22/2009 18:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 17
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
Why did the chicken cross the road
Contest Directions: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest joke riddles in English language, and it's sill popular these days. Every year the riddle continues to get modern answers, some are quite entertaining. This one is my favorite:
CAPTAIN KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Photoshop any version (yours, or taken from some sources like the link above) of the answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Here's a good example by Oldman. We have a good chicken source too, or you are welcome to use any other chicken sources.

Contest Info

    • Started: 4/19/2009 16:00
    • Ended: 4/22/2009 18:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 17
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
17 pictures
  • Chicken Getting Grabbed by Road

    Chicken Getting Grabbed by Road
        • This HAS to be viewed in large....A+ clever.

        • Full view is fabulous. Love how the hand is squeezing the egg out of chicken
        • I don't blame the road for being annoyed for being pooped on. I just hope the chicken is able to get away......



          [Edited by User on 4/21/2009 8:22:53 AM]
        • Awesome! You get major points for creativity and great execution!!
        • Unbelievable. Thanks for the wallpaper.
        • Congrats Hitman!!! You had me stumped on this one. But I'm glad to see that it's you. Amazing chop. How'd you ever come up with this. Would it be asking too much to see the sources? I'm really curious to see what you started with.
        • here ya go Funk... sources except the sign. I used the source pics as the working pics so had to hunt them up again but had to forego the sign as I have to go live... radio now
          http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/DJHitspinner/SourceForRoad.jpg
        • yeahhh!!! terrific hitssssss ,,great movement,, and very funny!!!
        • Thanx Hitster! I appreciate this chop twice as much now, seeing what you had to start with. Great use of source pics, great imagination & concept. Hats off!!!
        • Thanks a bunch! That goes for everybody too.

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        • Coolness, that's what I call working sources to something marvelously original.

          Congrats HS Great FX too!
        • Congrats Hitspinner, excellent job on this entry...
        • Thanks so much!!!
          Ya'll really do rock!
        • fantaaaaaaaaastic work Congrats, hitspinner
          I really like it so much
        • CONGRATS on a grat pic and i'm glad to see 1st place.
        • Talk about road rage! Nice one HS, congrats!
        • Congrats HS, gold is yours. High marks for creativity and execution. I freaking love this! The chop has a sense of movement and doesn't look flat. Great depth and color. The flying egg is the icing on the cake!
  • Chicken with Whiskey on the Road

    Chicken with Whiskey on the Road
        • Let the chase begin!
          Love the whole composition. especially the light and shadow work
        • This is great, I love the lighting everywhere but especially on the bottle, good luck old bean...
        • And the bird is already marianated...
          Both look delicious LOL
          Nice work here!!!
        • A contest like this one is why Freaking News is my home page.
        • Congrats on the silver AZ! I'll have to drink to that, lol! I thought this was KIR's work. You have a great sense of humor. The KFC truck is hillarious! The wild rooster bourbon looks pretty good too.
        • congratssssssssssss rainnnnnnnnnnnn))
        • Always fantastic work, AZ!
          I think this is the first contest I ever squeezed ahead of you!
          See, there is a God!!!! laughing my arse off
          Maybe it's luck?
          Great silver!!!!
        • Excellent work as always, AZ! Congrads on the silver and Brawnz! I am reather shocked to sneak in ahead of you. I am not sure but I think this might be a milestone. LOL
        • Thanks all Beware of colonels in semis.

          HS: I love it when others kick my arse! There was no luck in your win, that was a unique creation and worthy of a gold.
        • LOL SomethingOdiferous!

          Silver congrats, AZ! You certainly know how to chop chickens!
        • Congrats, AZrainman this was nice one like always

          [Edited by User on 4/23/2009 5:36:19 AM]
        • Congrats AZR! Love your 2 winners in this contest.
        • Double congrats and hats off AZ! Oh, there are some memories of wild turkey from back in the day....lol. Great work.
  • Chicken Robot on the Road

    Chicken Robot on the Road
        • lol very nice,,and i love his helmet!!!
        • Fantastic work! In my opinion, the only weak part of the image is the lettering at the top. It's not bad, but I think the image would have more "Wow factor" if it was metallic or somethin'.
        • That is one badazz man-meaty goodness !!! Bet he pecks like a Jackhammer hahahahahaahah Nicely done!
        • Congrats again Rain! Great wow factor! I really like the cyborg chicken. Kinda reminds me of your sumo wrestler entry. The transformer legs is a great idea.
        • congrats rainnn this is fantastic,,lol
        • I figured this was yours as well Amazing work!
          Got a double header!
        • Bronze trophy for bronze chicken! Top job putting him in armor!
          Congratulations!
        • Congrats on the silver AZ, another beauty..
        • Congrats once more...what a crazy looking chicken.
        • Love all the details in the movie credits at the bottom.
  • Dominatrix Chicken

    Dominatrix Chicken
        • Why? To star in this second to none, imaginative, expertly accomplished chop of course!!!
        • This chicken's living on the wild side, lol! Great chop, nice details. They almost look like Dorothy's shoes from the Wizard of Oz.
        • they were round toed shoes just a kids shoes i think .
        • I'm looking forward to knowing WHO did this one....... It's another one of those "I think I know" but oftentimes I am wrong...

          Luv the humor in this and PS skills shown.
        • Hahhaahah fun chop indeed. I should go out on a limb and make a preeasumption but I wont. LOL
        • This was very original, clever and well-executed.... and a fav for me.

          Congrats on #4 tonight.
        • Congrats on the woody Pree! I recognized your style right away, I knew it was yours. It's kinda dark and innocent at the same time. It's not reflecting part of your character, is it? hehe, Just kiddin'. But in some ways, if we look closely, a persons art can reflect personality in way. Great chop!!
        • funkwood ty im trying soo hard to get that liquid tool mastered.. by the way was it me or was it hard to dress a chicken..laughing my arse off..
        • I'm finding it hard to master that liquid tool too pree. We'll master it together, lol! I think you had fun dressing that chicken! lolll!
        • Preeee...I quessed right!!
          Smudge tool is easier for me to control than that liquid beast. But I'll smudge some in Photoexperession, export over to liquify in PS then come back to fhotoexpression for clean up and enhancing. That'ts the way I stay sane LOL
        • Congrats Premie Nice job! Tip on the liquify tool is to use the sharpen tool to clear up the blurred areas that it causes. Lower the sharpening strength, as full strength generally causes too much pixelation.

          [Edited by User on 4/22/2009 9:36:33 PM]
        • I agree with funkster.
          Man, so many freaky and yet cute details here. Look at these shoes, LOL! That chicken is a freak with tender heart!
        • Congrats preeee...
          It cracks me up that this entry got a woody....
        • thanks rain ill try that,,,


          omg hamid,,lol



          hits im already not sane,,lol

  • Chicken Run Movie with KFC Employee

    Chicken Run Movie with KFC Employee
        • Nice chop! The title kinda gives you away a little, lol! You might want to shorten it next time. Great use of source pics!
        • Nice work Krato. I wasn't making fun of you in my previous comment. But the title doesn't read right. Maybe a short title like "Funky Chicken" might have worked better. Cheers!
        • Language barrier aside, this is one fun chop Krato!
        • Language Barrier aside, this is a really fun chop!!
        • Funk has solid suggestion.
          Excellent merge of all the sources - feels like original poster.
          Good job, kratos!
        • thanx for all my friend who saw my Design
  • Chicken Crossing Road Sign

    Chicken Crossing Road Sign
        • Please forgive my ignorance, but what is a search way? I think it means "direction of search" If that is so, the chicken is going in the wrong direction LOL
          You found some striking elements to integrate. Though the vanishing point of the road and tunnel doesn't agree with the horizontal plane it makes for one really trippy optical marriage. Breaking some rules fun now and then
          You made a strangely captivating piece
          Hhahaahahah
        • I love the perspective composition here. Feels like a dark fantasy - almost a modern fairy tale. Good job.
        • Thanks Man!This was my first attempt in creating a fantasy image.I hope I will get better and better....
        • Thanks Friend, basically you're right! I concentrated mainly on the creation of a castle in the background, and no to the remaining bit of me somehow escaped....
          It's a little distance...
  • Chicken Ranch across Road from KFC

    Chicken Ranch across Road from KFC
        • Good job overall, but I love how you did the legs coming out of the egg shell!
  • Chicken Caught by the Police

    Chicken Caught by the Police
        • I think I know who did this one just because of the lingo.....The chicken should have known better than to run from The Man.
        • Gagglebangers get what they deserve! LOL
          Fun chop!!!
        • You picked the perfect chicken for this.
        • LOL, he certainly did not make it. Evil Jerry got him
  • Escaping Kentucky Fried Chicken

    Escaping Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Chicken Crossing Road - Day to Night

    Chicken Crossing Road - Day to Night
        • Now this is probably a true story hahahahahahahahah!!! Good one!
        • Different from the other entries. I like this half/half composition
  • Colonel Sanders Chicken Glasses

    Colonel Sanders Chicken Glasses
  • Chickens in Soup Cans

    Chickens in Soup Cans
        • Spoonapults!!!!!! Hahahaahahaha great touch!
  • Super Man Chicken

    Super Man Chicken
        • Heeey, HoHouse, where have you been buddy. Nice to see you entering again!
  • Hald Cooked Chicken

    Hald Cooked Chicken
  • Chicken in an Old Movie

    Chicken in an Old Movie
        • I like the concept, but what's the pink square in the middle?
  • Rooster Movie

    Rooster Movie
  • Angry Egg in Paris

    Angry Egg in Paris
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