From the makers of the Wacom Tablet comes the "Weightcom 3000" refrigerator dietary control system.
Manage access to the refrigerator at all times. With the "Dietary Management System" enabled, easy snacking will be controlled. Don't want the significant other drinking beers after 7pm...no problem. The Weightcom 3000 has 256 bit encryption to prevent unauthorized entry.
Program in your families desired weights and shoe sizes and Weightcom does the rest.
For you Freaking News choppers you now have a secondary use for your Wacom Tablet.
