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Gateway McArch | | To enhance city revenue, St. Louis has entered into a lucrative contract with a major fast food company. |
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Glass Bottom Falls | After the "Barrel Tours" of Niagara's Falls failed miserably, Rolph tried the Glass Bottom Boat Tours, but business quickly dropped off  |
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Presidential Platform | | Improvements were made to the White House to "give tourists a better view of it." An added benefit was increased protection for President Bush from terrorists diguised as "mothers against the war." Halliburton completed the fine example of oil-patch chic in record time, almost in the time it took to compare Cindy Sheehan's DNA with that of Osama bin Laden. |
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Digital Ben | | Parliament has voted to change the face of Big Ben. In hopes that the new "Digital look" will bring in more tourism and help to shake the moniker "Old Europe". |
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MountRushmore Boardwalk | | A good way to get up close and personal to the Presidents. Should be a great view from that height too. |
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