Great work but shouldn't it be UFOS rather than UFO'S.
"Tut, tut, I thought everyone knew that ALL SUN reporters are grammatical morons... And that they could never aspire to the giddying heights of ever holding down such a scholastically challenging job as a Grand NewsMaster at The Freaking News." .
I agree with Newsy-grammar is everything when speaking to the Public. (make it simple...UFOS = a bunch of them.)
. I support you hidden author, as i am too afraid of grammar by the way nice work
Ahhhh, those bloody Sun reporters - send 'em back to school for some grammar lessons.