Contest Directions: If you are in St. Louis next week, make sure you stop by the City Museum where they have the biggest exhibition in the world of live two-headed animals. There's an old maxim that two heads are better than one, and I think it's about right. Many "heads" we see on TV and in the media could well use a second one. So that e.g. one head of Paris Hilton parties all night long and another head speaks about how Paris would like to save the world and stay celibate for the whole year. Or Britney Spears' second head looks after Britney's kids while the first one makes sure she drives at least 60 mph, to spend another bag of cash on trashy clothes in a nearby mall. Two heads is not such a bad idea for anyone, come to think of it. E.g. if I say or type something stupid, which I always do I can always blame it on my other head. I also think two-headed pets are kinda cute even though they'd probably eat twice at much at twice the speed of light. In this contest you are asked to photoshop two-headed animals or people in paintings, magazines, advertisements, or simple photos - the choice is yours. And you may let your first head do the chopping while the second one may enjoy a nice cup of coffee and a cigarette. This is a powerball contest with jackpots twice higher than usual.
P.S. I've just had this crazy thought though - If women have two heads, will they talk twice as much? I wish to retract my statements about benefits of two heads. [ browse best gallery pictures ] [ browse this contest gallery in high resolution ] Tag funny pix twoheaded Jackpot: 1st place: $40, 2nd place: $24 , 3rd place: $16 Started: 8/18/2006 6:00:00 AM, Ended: 8/20/2006 6:00:00 AM
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The folks that manage the World Aquarium at the St. Louis City Museum are hoping that a new exhibit slated to open in a week and that will run through September 5th will garner the attention of the Guinness World Record. They hope to have the exhibit with the most two headed creatures or animals on display at that time. The aquarium has already lined up such things as ten two headed snakes and turtles, including a very unusual and rare two headed albino rat snake. If a St. Louis reptile dealer adds to the mix, the number of two headed critters will rise up to 22. Aquarium president Leonard Sonnenschein is calling the event a huge two headed party. In fact, he hopes to mate the albino snake with another two headed female snake known as Golden Girls. He said that while there are no guarantees, it is likely that they will mate and have young ones. They had tried to sell the albino snake online at a reptile auction, with no success. The aquarium officials had hoped the snake would nab $150,000. Offers actually were under $50,000. The breaking of the world record could result in all of these two headed animals landing in a more permanent home as opposed to spending a good deal of time traveling all about.
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The folks that manage the World Aquarium at the St. Louis City Museum are hoping that a new exhibit slated to open in a week and that will run through September 5th will garner the attention of the 
