Contest Directions: (Clickable) Photo of Jessica Biel from this week shows her sticking out an impressively long tongue. At least I think it is tongue, unless a huge pink octopus lives inside her and is about to crawl out for a walk. She might also be impersonating Einstein with his tongue out, but obviously she needs more practice. In other news this week, a clerk used her tongue to dial 911. This is just too much to be a coincidence, folks. Either there's a 'tongue mania' hitting this nation, or it's a sign from above for us to make a 'tongues out' contest. Probably both. And if I remember the old proverb correctly, it's not the size of your mouth, it's how you use your tongue.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop (living or dead) celebrities and politicians with their tongues sticking out. Feel free to photoshop them doing things with tongues (Safe For Work only). You can make tongues longer, thicker, and bigger. How about showing celebrities / politicians kissing each other with extra long tongues? Dialing phone numbers with tongues? You are the tongue master today.
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This contest is fueled by the following news: Kelly Felty, a clerk at Palmyra liquor store, used her tongue to dial 911 for help. She had turned her back on a customer in the store when she felt a man's arm around her neck. She also felt a gun barrel pressed against the back of her head. In the end, she was duct taped to another employee but finally worked herself at least partially free during the robbery. At least she was able to pull herself loose from the other employee, but her hands remained tied. In the end, she dialed 911 using her tongue. Nancy Bruhn is one of five people arrested and facing charges in the robbery of Palmrya Wine & Spirits Shoppe. Felty's tongue dialing talent came up during the preliminary hearing for Bruhn who, together with her accomplices, is facing charges of unlawful restraining, false imprisonment, kidnapping, criminal conspiracy and robbery.