Security Psychic Pics

The government has implemented a new security feature that all international passengers must pass through immediately after arriving in U.S. airports. Operation Security Psychic mandates that all international visitors must be read by a qualified psychic before leaving the gate. Hidden security makes sure that this is enforced. He or she will perform the standard psychic readings ( i.e. tarot card reading, a palm reading, as well as, scrying in the crystal ball). If he/she "sees" any terrorist or threatening behavior in the visitor's future, the psychic simply presses an emergency button next to them. This alerts all security forces, who will then detain the visitor.

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