missy After much stress, Putin decides to retire early. Since he is so good with people, he decides to become a Walmart Greeter. This stress-free job allows him to interact with people and pass out little smiley face stickers. Watch out for falling prices!
Register to post comments and participate in contests.
This contest is fueled by the following news: Canada's Prime Minister, Jean Chretein, stepped down from office on Friday after serving in that office for ten years. He stepped down in a private ceremony. He is succeeded by Paul Martin, who was a finance minister. Martin indicated that he will strive to smooth out relations between Canada and the United States that have been a bit ruffled due to the war in Iraq. Chretein intends to return to a law practice with an Ottawa law firm now that he is out of office.