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 Clergymen | | Schröder, Putin and Chirac as clergymen |
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 Walmart Greeter Putin | | After much stress, Putin decides to retire early. Since he is so good with people, he decides to become a Walmart Greeter. This stress-free job allows him to interact with people and pass out little smiley face stickers. Watch out for falling prices! |
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 RUN DSM | I heard these guys are pretty good? I added some guns to give them some street creed |
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 Contortionists | | Putin, bush, Chirac never knew they had the same gifts. So they went on the road. |
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 Prison Guard Mandela | | After a successful career in politics, Nelson Mandela decides to use some prison experience he gained over the years. |
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 Teacher Bush | | After failing to get re-elected Dubya decided to become an English teacher. |
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 Bingo Winner | | Jacques Chirac unexpectedly decided to retire this week. He plans on spending his time in a lovely little retirement home and playing lots of Bingo. Look, he's won a game already! |
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 Playboy Putin | | Heff thought it was a bad idea, but Putin was excited! |
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 Siegfried & Roy | Kim Jong Il always dreamed of working in Vegas.
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 Three Stooges | | Putin, Chirac & Schroeder horn in on The Stooges' snake oil business. |
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