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Alicia Keys | | Alicia Keys broke down and got the latest craze in plastic surgery, mouth enlargement. This would allow her to belt out songs without the need of an amplifier! |
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Michelle Pfeiffer | Since Michelle Pfeiffer had liposuction that went horridly wrong, the star has learned to be content with her new figure.
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Cher | | Cher after her latest venture under the knife. The latest trend in celebrity surgery, inspired by Michael Jackson of course, is to appear less obviously human. Style insiders say that being a "person" is SO passe. |
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Jennifer Aniston | Worried that hubby Brad Pitt was spending too much time thinking about his ex Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston resorted to extreme liposuction.
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Alicia Keys | | Alicia Keys, tired of people just seeing her as just another pretty girl and not appreciating her for her music talent decided for the radical DePlastic Surgery being offered in secrecy. Now, she just knew, that people would listen to her music! |
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Angelina Jolie | | The scary thing is that she doesn't look all that different! Eyes and lips enlarged...believe it or not! |
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Calista Flockhart | | Calista's butt-lift procedure had some complications because she failed to disclose some of the medication she was taking in advance of the surgery. |
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Liberty | | Obesity and "plain" looks were vanquished as the entire country got nipped, sucked, and tucked. It was then decided that our nation's doorway be renovated to reflect current times. |
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Michael Jackson | | After extensive Botox, Michael Jackson shocks the world when he appears in court. |
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Jessica Simpson | | Jessica Simpson recently had an unnecessary, troublesome skin tag removed. Of course, this will put an end to her singing career, but will anyone really care? |
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Bjork | Is the puffiness gone yet?  |
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Jennifer Love Hewitt | Rosie O'Donnell and Jennifer Love Hewitt have undergone a radical new cosmetic surgery procedure, whereby one persons excess fatty tissue is transplanted into another. Rosie is thrilled to no longer be battling the bulge, and Jen is pleased that the rest of her body is now in proportion to her chest.
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Alyson Hannigan | | Alyson Hannigan, after being unable to regain her "Willow" popularity, decided to try her hand in Japanese Anime...after a few "alterations" |
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