mashby PITTSBURGH, PA - A local village idiot today proclaimed that he was no longer going to drink beer. Witnesses describe the event as similar to that of "Moses on the Mount" except it was totally different. For more on the story, refer to the title.
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This contest is fueled by the following news: Lovers of fine art who appreciate the work of Picasso now have an animal version that they can feast their eyes upon -- Pig-casso. Pig-casso is a Yutcatan miniture pig also known as Pinto. According to his keepers, Pinto/Pig-casso is an accomplished painter and likes to use his hooves and snout in his work. The little pig uses only non-toxic paints of primary colors, sometimes mixing the paints with other objects and food items. The finished works of Pig-casso will be on display at the Brookfield Zoo in Illinois on March 1, which is National Pig Day in the United States.