Pamela Anderson pregnant? picturesAdvanced Photoshop Pictures Contest - 14 image entries
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Contest Directions: If you saw Pamela Anderson's pictures from last week, you've gotta be wondering if she's pregnant or just has a beer belly. Well, I'm wondering too, because with all the beer she's drank on her three weddings with Kid Rock, even if she doesn't give birth to a baby in nine months, she'll give birth to a beer keg. And it'd better be a beer keg only, folks, because if she does have a baby in there too, the baby may go straight to Alcoholics Anonymous meeting right after his birth, and his first words will be: "I am Pamela Anderson's new baby and I am an alcoholic..."
And what's the deal with her four three weddings and a funeral anyway? Obviously just one does not count as everybody was drunk and does not remember what happened anyway, so you gotta repeat the whole thing again and again until both Pam and Mr. Rock have at least some vague memories of the event. And when Pam realizes she's pregnant, she can't help but wonder whether the baby is from Kid Rock, because Pam is very fertile and can get pregnant merely by standing downwind from drunken weirdos who still consider her a beauty queen in well preserved condition. And well preserved she is, because with the amount of silicon injected into her, she'll soon receive a scientific award for being the first living mummified person on earth. Anyhow, let's get down to business and photoshop Pamela Andersen pregnant, because that was the original intent of posting this contest.
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Jackpot: 1st place: $20, 2nd place: $12 , 3rd place: $8
Started: 8/22/2006 6:00:00 AM, Ended: 8/24/2006 6:00:00 AM
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Pamela Anderson, a newlywed, is hinting that she may be pregnant with husband Kid Rock's baby. She made the announcement or suggestion on a radio talk show. The couple's wedding held in St. Tropez, France, on a yacht in July. About a week after the wedding, she telephoned into Ryan Seacrest's radio show and said that she had never been happier. Seacrest also hosts American Idol. When Seacrest asked when the couple planned to have a family, Anderson said that there may be one in the making now. Anderson also confirmed that the marriage had been made legal. The marriage on the boat proved not to be legal because neither Anderson nor Rock was a resident of France. The couple had an additional (second) courthouse ceremony to tidy up the legalities of their marriage. The also had a third wedding ceremony in a bar in Nashville this past Thursday. Anderson said that she intended to get married a few times in one month to the same guy.
