Pamela Anderson pregnant? picturesAdvanced Photoshop Pictures Contest - 14 high resolution image entries
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Contest Directions: If you saw Pamela Anderson's pictures from last week, you've gotta be wondering if she's pregnant or just has a beer belly. Well, I'm wondering too, because with all the beer she's drank on her three weddings with Kid Rock, even if she doesn't give birth to a baby in nine months, she'll give birth to a beer keg. And it'd better be a beer keg only, folks, because if she does have a baby in there too, the baby may go straight to Alcoholics Anonymous meeting right after his birth, and his first words will be: "I am Pamela Anderson's new baby and I am an alcoholic..."
And what's the deal with her four three weddings and a funeral anyway? Obviously just one does not count as everybody was drunk and does not remember what happened anyway, so you gotta repeat the whole thing again and again until both Pam and Mr. Rock have at least some vague memories of the event. And when Pam realizes she's pregnant, she can't help but wonder whether the baby is from Kid Rock, because Pam is very fertile and can get pregnant merely by standing downwind from drunken weirdos who still consider her a beauty queen in well preserved condition. And well preserved she is, because with the amount of silicon injected into her, she'll soon receive a scientific award for being the first living mummified person on earth. Anyhow, let's get down to business and photoshop Pamela Andersen pregnant, because that was the original intent of posting this contest.
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Jackpot: 1st place: $20, 2nd place: $12 , 3rd place: $8
Started: 8/22/2006 6:00:00 AM, Ended: 8/24/2006 6:00:00 AM
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