Contest Directions: Create a new, never before awarded Oscars category along with who you think the winner would be. Example for the New Oscar Category: Most Melodramatic Spiral, Winner: Yasser Arafat. Images must show the category winner holding their Academy Award statuette. UPDATE 2007: And just out of curiosity you may fast forward two years and check the Oscars 2007 pictures. [ browse best gallery pictures ] [ browse this contest gallery in high resolution ] Tag funny pix oscars Jackpot: 1st place: $5 Started: 2/27/2005 6:05:00 AM, Ended: 3/1/2005 6:05:00 AM
Ward accepts the Oscar for "Biggest Walking Distended Rectum" and comments that Hollywood is part of the Zionist propaganda media machine bent on world domination.
Noam Chomsky when reached for comment stated it was an honor just to be nominated.
And the Oscar for Best Porformance Whilst Under the Influence of Five or More Mind Altering Substances goes to. . . . Johnny Depp, as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
Michael Moore is nominated for several awards which include: "Most hated hate movie", "Biggest and thickest glasses", and "Worst Groomed". However, Michael only ends up with just one Oscar, the prestigious "Most Idiotic, Biased, and Liberal Movie."
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As preparations were underway for the Academy Awards ceremony, Million Dollar Baby and The Aviator are gearing up for the best picture showdown. Clint Eastwood's flick, Million Dollar Baby, is favored to win. But, The Aviator -- by director Martin Scorsese -- has received 11 nominations.
