Advanced Photoshop Pictures Contest - 14 high resolution image entries
Contest Directions: Photoshop something that happened in the news from October 31 through November 6, 2005. You may use real news images as source images, or photoshop using other sources. In the Author's Comments, it would be extremely helpful to link to a news story. You should use this format to make a link: [URL="http://www.SomeNewsSite.com"] news title [/URL] [ browse best gallery pictures ][ browse this contest gallery in normal resolution ] Tag funny pix newsoctobernovember Jackpot: 1st place: $5 Started: 11/5/2005 6:00:00 AM, Ended: 11/7/2005 6:00:00 AM
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A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank. He thought to himself, 'life isn't so bad after all', and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"I am not dancing," the armless man replied bitterly. "My a$$hole itches, and I can't scratch it!"
After BackStreet Boy Weds Older Girlfriend , the band finally decides to grow up and change the name and the look accordingly. This is a major improvement over the original .
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