Camera Robot | | Paparazzi's best friend - the photo camera robot. No wonder the stars are so afraid! |
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Smoking | | Arnold Schwarzenegger signs a bill requiring all cigarettes sold in the state to be "fire safe" |
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Human Cloning | President Bush's conservative base is up in arms over his pick of Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court. But what's not to like? If only it could be revealed (without the stupid Democrats finding out) that she's Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia's demon-clone love child . . . and so what if she doesn't have the right number of fingers and toes? Details, sheesh!
(NO EMBRYONIC STEM CELLS WERE MURDERED DURING THE CLONING OF THIS ASSOCIATE JUSTICE.)
RightWingNews.com (the "Miers must be stopped" page) |
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Squirrel | Animal lovers fear squirrels could become crack-crazed rodents.
"The furry woodland creatures are digging up rocks of crack cocaine buried by dealers.
In America, they have already launched frenzied attacks on people as they root out their next fix. Now grey squirrels are believed to have plundered hidden stashes of crack in Brixton, south London." |
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Subway | | New York subway system goes on heightened alert CNN. |
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Rain | "It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall" . . . on Bush's parade.
Bomb blasts kill six more U.S. Marines in Iraq (The Story).
For the whole story: CNN Iraq War Death Count (with pictures) |
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MILF Hunter | | View full resolution image for larger milk and cookies, if you have time. It is seven hundred pixels wide. |
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Burka | Bush nominates Harriet Whatshername, a person with zero judicial experience (and no paper trail), to the Supreme Court . . . but she is his lawyer, and an evangelical Christian, and once said she thought George Bush was the most brilliant man she'd ever met. (Boy, does that say a ton about her "judgement"!)
A link? Just check out any news source anywhere. |
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Predators | On the hunt for fresh prey!
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A great white shark logged more than 12,000 miles swimming from Africa to Australia and back, the first proof of a link between the two continents' shark populations, researchers say.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/10/07/shark.race.ap/index.html |
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