 Banana | | This new Banana advertisement based on: Former Colombian Paramilitary Boss Admits Funds From Chiquita |
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 Toast | | Britain studying Iran standoff options |
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 President Bush | Why Obama Barak wouldn't be the first United States black Preident? Of course because first was George W. Bush, wich also have african roots like Obama Barak.
Based on the news Obama Wouldn't Be First Black President. |
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 Catapult | | Will the US Army get the funding for its tank program? Probably not. Based on Army seeks funding for Bradley, Abrams tanks |
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 Jail Cell | Oh GOODY! Jail will be FUN!!! I've got the perfect dress!
Paris Hilton could do jail time
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 Surrender | | The flag is an indication that the Democrats are in control of DC. Based on: Dem candidates vow troop pullout |
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 Anorexia | Courtney lost 44 pounds.
Story Here |
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 Harry Potter | Harry Potter takes on his deadly foe.
Harry Potter Cover Art US
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 James Webb | | Based on James Webb's assistant carrying Webb's loaded gun into the Senate office building! Based on: James Webb Loaded Gun |
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 Miracle | Marie-Simon-Pierre had Parkinson's disease. Chocolate Carol cured her with his Monkey-on-a-Stick.
magical news story
Easter confectionery story |
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