Oil American Flag | The President tells us that America is "Addicted to Oil" and within days Sells Americans out to the Oil Companies.
Rep. Ed Markley speaks |
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David |
In Little Falls, Montgomery County Homeland Security says "The viewing of Internet ... ography was forbidden." at the Library.
(humerous depiction, but awfully scary when you read the article) |
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Kangaroo toad | Super Toads
IT HAS invaded the Northern Territory and now the hated cane toad is evolving - growing faster, longer legs as it rampages through the Top End.
Researchers have been studying the toxic pests in the NT, clocking them hopping up to 2km in a single night, or more than 50km a year - five times quicker than their predecessors travelled in the 1940s to 1960s.
Complete News Story here.
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Malicious Worms | Malicious worms
They come in different flavours...
Please feel free to view full and critique this entry!!! |
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Alice Cooper | | Report of bird's head results in canned beans recall - Alice Cooper says, "that's a shame, cause that's the way I like 'em." |
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Google | Google denies Uncle Sam's subpoena, and states that statements within it are "So uninformed as to be nonsensical"
Translated:
You guys are goofy dumbasses
note: link is to /. article, link within takes you to full pdf of legal reponse to the Whitehouse subpoena. |
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Carrier | | Soviet's sell Aircraft Carrier Theme Park |
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Bleeding Heart Republican | After spending Valentine's Day in the hospital, Harry Whittington, the man the vice president shot, takes another one for The Dick, apologizes for looking like a quail.
NY Times story |
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Captain Kirk |
With Japan's space program making huge leaps, Japan's scientists are taking the next logical step: Cloning Captian Kirk!
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Cuckoo Clock | The Swiss and Germans worry about their clock industry.
Bird flu hits new areas in Europe |
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Danish Pope | Danish papers deem "Pope of Da South" cartoon too offensive.
Danish Paper Rejected Jesus Cartoons |
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Secret CIA prison | Britain admits it knew about CIA fligts. Link to the tory:
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article346382.ece
Suspicious building found - the 100 story building has US military planes around it, a nuclear silo and a large sign that says "CIA" on its roof. US officials replied that it's a supermarket and should be ignored. |
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Mud Slide | | Storm drops dark brown snow in Colo. |
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Sam Asks Jeeves | Long-time Ask.com mascot Jeeves is " retiring" because he's just not as sassy-mouthed as Google.
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oil | | http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/02/18/chavez.oil.ap/index.html |
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Frozen Flagpole | I Triple-Dog Dared Him To Do It!
Much of Nation Wakes Up to Bitter Cold |
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