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 Tom Cruise | Old age, I have decided, is a gift. I am now, probably, for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometimes despair over my body ... the wrinkles, the baggy eyes and the sagging rear............... and my source  |
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 Ice cream | Ben & Jerry's is rumored to have a new flavor named for Steven Colbert in the pipeline. Yum!
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 Cow | After reading this story I decided that this Bozo needed some kind of Merit Badge...so I made him one.
(Niwrad is Darwin spelled backwards...you all know what a Darwin Award is, right? ) |
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 Cartoons | 3 fatwas = 9
If you need to explain a joke, it's not funny anymore.
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