Nader President Pics

Dateline, FreakingNewsNetwork, 01/22/05: The newly elected President of the United States, Ralph Nader, challenges Congress to budget $1 trillion dollars (U.S.) in order to subsidise research and development for the ultimate mode of worldwide personal transportation.

His challenge is to produce a vehicle that costs less than $500 (U.S.), runs on human urine or feces, causes zero deaths or injuries due to impacts of 10 mph (miles per hour) or more, and expels a product, from the tailpipe, that provides the recommeded daily allowance of nutrition required by whatever the United Nations feels is needed.

Nader president image by michigander of the Independents
for Ralph Nader picture photoshop contest
[ e-mail this image ]
[ view contest resolution of Nader President Pictures ]

3 User comments about photoshop Nader President Pics

Carnivoria

Unless said text has the phrase "runs on human urine or feces."

Riprod

Great Storyline, definitly, a bad picture. However, he's still, "UNSAFE ANY SPEED" ... Good work.
Votes: 0 | Vote for this caption?

You can read all comments, vote and view the full statistics for this entry, as well as view the high resolution of photoshop Nader President Pics by registering a free FreakingNews.com account.