"It looks like you are trying to drive a car. What would you like to do."
Excellent. I love this, right down to the reflection in the window. Very nice. But seriously ... is that paperclip the most irritating thing that Microsoft has ever invented. I mean, other than the Windows 95 "Ta-Da" that played every time it crashed.
/banging his head on the table: "Read the author's comments before submitting a caption..."
Hah. I was gonna do this, but couldn't figure out how. Great work.