Lance Armstrong | | What Lance failed to realize was that under the terms of his contract with the USPS, retiring from cycling meant he was obligated to serve two years delivering mail in Buffalo... |
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Viagra endorsement | Lance follows other retired athletes into the love pill endorsement racket.
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Lance Singer | Since Sheryl made Lance retire from cycling, she also requires him to sing at all her concerts.  |
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Baseball winner | | Lance took up baseball, when he retired and was a huge success. Once a winner, always a winner! |
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Lance | | Lance is taking over for Hugh. |
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