Kim Jong Il

Contest Info

  • Started: 11/6/2008 17:00
  • Ended: 11/9/2008 18:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 46
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
Kim Jong Il
Contest Directions: There's been a lot of media buzz that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il had a stroke and is unable to rule the country. North Korea officially denies these rumours but Kim Jong Il did not make any public appearances for months. Days ago, North Korean TV showed a video of Kim Jong Il talking to a Korean soccer team after a game - Kim Jong is shown in good health and a cheerful mood. There are questions about the authenticity of this video - whether the video was taken long before Kim Jong's disappearance, or whether Kim Jong's body double was used in the video rather than the leader himself. In any case North Korea tries to use this video to show the world that Kim Jong Il is in good health and is even in a mood for sports.
Let's help out our Korean colleagues to show the world that Kim Jong Il is in good health and sporty mood - photoshop Kim Jong Il doing any kind of sports activity. To take things further, you can even make your entries in the form of magazine covers.

Contest Info

    • Started: 11/6/2008 17:00
    • Ended: 11/9/2008 18:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 46
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
46 pictures
  • American Boxer Punching Kim Jong Il

    American Boxer Punching Kim Jong Il
        • Congrats AZ!! This one's a knock out. It won't be long before you're #1 in the standings. Only 6 more gold medals, which should be relatively easy for you. Maybe then you'll give the rest of us poor saps a fighting chance, lol! Just kidding. Way to GO!!!

          [Edited by User on 11/9/2008 7:28:31 PM]
        • Congrats Rainman! Love the breaking glass effect. Great job!
        • Awesome special effects, Rain! Congratulations on the gold!
        • 5 to go now, not that I'm counting or nuffin

          Good onya Rain, wonderful work as usual.
        • Dang, das y your the king of this site.
          good job.
  • Kim Jong Il Riding on a Missile

    Kim Jong Il Riding on a Missile
        • Funny & very well done, just curious if that black opaque box is meant to be in upper right corner?
        • Thanks Kellie for your keen eye! That was where I had extended the canvas and just did not blend it well enough. All fixed.
        • Nuclear Rocket Racing, he does have his sweats on



          [Edited by User on 11/9/2008 11:38:05 AM]
        • Excellent chop, although it doesn't follow the rules with the sports
        • My interpretaion of the rules was to show that Kim Jong is still alive and in good health. Rocket riding may not be a classic sport but It's a sport/activity that you have to be in top shape for! Why can't it be a new original sport? Sorry if you feel I have not followed the rules strictly enough.
        • Congrats KIR! Very nice technique here, but I had this one pegged as a Rainman entry. Nothing wrong with that I guess. From the way he's sitting on the rocket, it almost looks like he's riding a bucking bronco, very sporty! Good job!
        • (ps. I like the reflection in his glasses.)
        • Congrats KIR Most excellent! They ate all the bulls, so I suppose that's all they got left to ride...hehe

          [Edited by User on 11/10/2008 8:12:30 AM]
        • Looks professionally done. KIR got his groove back! Congratulations!
        • I reckon followed the rules right on, there's recreational flying as a sport...Congrats on a well deserved trophy
  • Kim Jong Il Eating Tofu

    Kim Jong Il Eating Tofu
        • A sport I will never take part in. Nice jon Rainman!
        • LOL! Very interesting piece of trivia AZ! Interesting composition too, I like the way you blurred the background sign, very realistic.
        • wonderful chop.. suey... lol haha bad jk,,, ..love it congratulations
        • Great satire here. Bronze congratulations, Rain!
        • Thanks all Tofu turkey day coming soon.
  • Kim Jong Il Superman

    Kim Jong Il Superman
        • Congrats LunaC Bending rubber batons in a single breath...hehe
  • Kim Jong Il the Jockey

    Kim Jong Il the Jockey
        • Lol Mr. Ed looking around the corner
        • I agree with Meert! Freaking great addition of the horsey!
  • Sumo Wrestler Kim Jong Il

    Sumo Wrestler Kim Jong Il
        • Quality work from Wood. I wish there were more trophies in this contest!
        • I agree Newsy, a lot of gr8 entries this round.
  • Kim Jong Il in Action Movies

    Kim Jong Il in Action Movies
        • Okay I stretched the sport into film too, hope it’s okay lol
        • This is really nicely done. The only thing that I'd suggest is using a different face on the two photos of Kim Jong Il.
        • I did try two or three others this was the one that fitted best, I will have a look and see if there are any others out there though.
        • Maybe what lunaC means is change one so its not the same face in both pics. But I could be wrong. That would have been my sudjestion. Great Pic, Nice Job.
        • i SWAPPED OUT THE big face Pic with diff one I found.
  • Kim Jong Il Playing Croquet

    Kim Jong Il Playing Croquet
  • Kim Jong Il Riding an Elephant

    Kim Jong Il Riding an Elephant
  • Korean Sumo Wrestler Kim Jong Il

    Korean Sumo Wrestler Kim Jong Il
        • Excellent merging of sources, looks authentic.
        • I agree - looks like a real photo. Great work, Reg - great to see you back!
        • ...he's gotta try & defend his #1 posi somehow

          Heya Reg!
  • Kim Jong Il Triplets playing soccer

    Kim Jong Il Triplets playing soccer
        • I don't think they would get chosen to be cheerleeders!
  • Little Kim Jong iL Playing Marbles

    Little Kim Jong iL Playing Marbles
  • Pumped Kim Jong Il on Mens Fitness Magazine

    Pumped Kim Jong Il on Mens Fitness Magazine
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Kim Jong Il Visits the White House

    Kim Jong Il Visits the White House
  • Kim Jong Il Playing Foosball

    Kim Jong Il Playing Foosball
  • Kim Jong Il the Diver

    Kim Jong Il the Diver
  • Kim Jong Il Playing Cricket

    Kim Jong Il Playing Cricket
        • Love the troops in the background and Korean banner!
  • Kim Jong Il Wrestling with GW Bush

    Kim Jong Il Wrestling with GW Bush
        • Hilarious! Great choice of face expressions
  • Marathon Runner Kim Jong Il

    Marathon Runner Kim Jong Il
  • Tae Kwan Do Master Kim Jong Il

    Tae Kwan Do Master Kim Jong Il
        • Ahahahahahahha! Chuck Norris eat that!
          Nice work
  • Kim Jong Il as Tinkerbell

    Kim Jong Il as Tinkerbell
        • lol! u must of been waking up or going to bed AZ....or lighting 1 up! lol
        • This is called not reading directions and then adapting it to sports...lol

          [Edited by User on 11/10/2008 11:24:34 AM]
  • Kim Jong Il Running a Marathon

    Kim Jong Il Running a Marathon
  • Kim Jong-Il in a Dance Contest

    Kim Jong-Il in a Dance Contest
  • Kim Jong Il Bobblehead with a Baseball Bat

    Kim Jong Il Bobblehead with a Baseball Bat
  • Barack Obama Holding Kim Jong Il's Head

    Barack Obama Holding Kim Jong Il's Head
        • Cool image, but the contest asked entries to show that Kim is in good health.
        • He was in good health when I started this picture
        • LOL the author's reply (was in good health when the picture was started)
  • Free Fighting Kim Jong Il

    Free Fighting Kim Jong Il
  • Kim Jong Il Body Builder

    Kim Jong Il Body Builder
  • Pole Vaulting Kim Jong Il

    Pole Vaulting Kim Jong Il
  • Kimbo Jong Il Boxer

    Kimbo Jong Il Boxer
  • Kim Jong Il Swimmer

    Kim Jong Il Swimmer
  • Dead Kim Jong Il Photo

    Dead Kim Jong Il Photo
  • Kim Jong Il Flexing HIs Muscles

    Kim Jong Il Flexing HIs Muscles
  • Kim Jong Il Gets a Bronze Medal

    Kim Jong Il Gets a Bronze Medal
  • Kim Jong Il Shot Put Olympian

    Kim Jong Il Shot Put Olympian
  • Kim Jong Il the Soccer Player

    Kim Jong Il the Soccer Player
  • Kim Jong Il Racing Team

    Kim Jong Il Racing Team
        • Good job here. Should have scored higher. I would make the shadows a tag transparent though
  • Kim Jong Il at the Winter Olympics

    Kim Jong Il at the Winter Olympics
  • NFL Player Kim Jong Il

    NFL Player Kim Jong Il
  • Kim Jong Il's TV Show

    Kim Jong Il's TV Show
        • What sport? Could stretch it and say cupid in upper right is archer, but pretty slim connection to sports theme.
        • Archery, that's right !

          Additionally, Clay Piñata Shooting (upper left) was a Demonstration Sport at the Mexico Olympics.
  • Kim Jong Il Knocking Out George Bush

    Kim Jong Il Knocking Out George Bush
  • Skipper Kim Jong Il

    Skipper Kim Jong Il
  • Tiny Basketballer Kim Jong Il

    Tiny Basketballer Kim Jong Il
  • Kim Jong Il Fishing

    Kim Jong Il Fishing
        • I like the idea but the color of the face could have been adjusted better to the color of the neck and arms.
        • Part of the face is in shadow and the forhead highlighted. Will see what can be done.
  • Kim Jong Il Twins

    Kim Jong Il Twins
        • Kim Jong Il and his brother Mentally Il*
          (* Thanks to Dave Letterman)
        • They're just waiting for the next annual couch races
  • Kim Jong Il Breathing Fire

    Kim Jong Il Breathing Fire
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Santa Claus Kim Jong Il

    Santa Claus Kim Jong Il
        • Never heard about Santa Clausin'?
          That's the thing were they dress up in red costumes and race reindeer sleds over roof tops!
          That's a sport, isn't it?
        • I'd accept it as an extreme concept if more time was spent in the image manipulation.
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This contest is fueled by the following news: Kim Jong Il, born February 16, 1941 or 1942 is the Head of the state of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (or DPRK), General Secretary of the Worker's Party of Korea, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army (strength-wise, the fourth army in the world), Chairman of the National Defense Commission of North Korea, son of the "Great leader" Kim Il Sung. Unlike his father, he has the title "Intelligent Leader", earlier, prior to his father's death – "Dear Leader". He was also called "Commander". Childhood: Kim Jong-Il was born on February 16, 1941 (according to the official biography - February 16, 1942) in the family of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong-Suk. The official biography asserts that Kim Jong Il was born in a secret guerrilla camp in a timber hut on the highest and most esteemed mountain of North Korea- Baekdu Mountain (in the district of Samdzhiyon) and at the time of birth, a double rainbow and bright star appeared in the sky. According to Soviet and Chinese documents, he was born on February 16, 1941 in the USSR in the village of Vyatskoye, in the Khabarovsk Region and was called at the time of birth "Yury Irsenovich Kim". He spent his childhood in Vyatskoye village, where the 88th detached infantry brigade RKKA was positioned and Kim's father was commander of one of the battalions - at that time, the captain of the Red Army and subsequently, President of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. At the end of World War II, Kin Jong Jr was taken to Pyongyang in November 1945, to the place where his father had already returned. During the Korean War (1950-1953), he was once again taken out of the country, but this time to China. It is presumed that Kim received the majority of his education in China, even though the official biography claims that Kim received a school education in 1950-1960 at a school for children of the party workers in Pyongyang and then, in 1964, he graduated from the Kim Il Sung University in Pyongyang, majoring in political economy. Cult of the Personality: When Kim Jong Il was in North Korea, the policy of eulogy and worshiping his personality continues, which is characteristic even during the governing times of his father. According to the opinion of observers, the cult similar to the cult of Stalin in the USSR was established in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. * All the public institutions had portraits of Kim Jong and any criticism towards the leader was punished by imprisonment in a concentration camp; * Since the 1980s, the biography of Kim Jong as well as the biography of his father became an official subject to study at school. All books or articles begin with citations from his works and the name of the leader in North Korean publications is done in a special bold font; * North Korean TV telecasts show the love of the people towards the leader every day and the propaganda narrates about Kim Jong II's super abilities to manipulate time and space. Artists of the country dedicate their performances to him, verses are composed and salutes are thundered in the honor of him and the birthday of the leader is the second state holiday of North Korea. People in the country consider Kim Jong Il a remarkable composer and six operas were written by him within a span of two years. His works include "Juche Ideas", "Some questions, arising while studying Juche philosophy", "Cinematography", "Literature, based on Juche principle" and are considered classical works by Kim Jong Il. In the country, it is considered that Kim Jong Il is a great architect, who designed the "Juche Tower" in Pyongyang. Personal life: Kim Jong Il was married several times, presumably has three sons (according to other information, he is the father of 13 illegitimate children). Way of life: Waking up early in the morning, Kim Jong Il usually does memory exercises. He said in regards to this: "The memory becomes better if the head is switched-on more often. I wake up early in the mornings and do memory exercises". On a question of how he spends his leisure time, Kim Jong II replied that he likes to go to people and spend time with them together. It is interesting to know how the people of our country are living and working, I care for them, have heart-to-heart conversation with them, I share sorrow and happiness with them- this is the most fruitful and pleasant thing for me. And more - I love reading and music. Books and music is "food" for our work, it is our life.

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