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3 User comments about John Kerry pictures

Kellie

Could someone pleez explain the whole ketchup thing to me...I have no idea Ignorant Aussie I am

Val

Okay. It all started when Teresa was born in a three-sided log cabin in South Africa. Daddy was a big tomatoe-grower. Named "Heinz." No. Wait a minute. Her family name was "Smith." She MARRIED a guy named "Heinz." German tomatoe-growers. They (the "Heinz" people) had the ketchup monopoly in America. Teresa Smith Heinz, at that point. Heinz dude died. So, Teresa meets Kerry in Vail, Colorado. Ski resort. They schuss together. Next thing you know, she's Teresa Smith Heinz Kerry and he's happy. Tomato futures soar. Ketchp sales skyrocket. And then I woke up. Hope that 'splains it.

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