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Next James Bond
Contest Directions: Maybe you are disappointed in this choice for the next James Bond? Create images of who you think SHOULD have been the next James Bond.
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Jackpot: 1st place: $5
Started: 10/17/2005 6:05:00 AM, Ended: 10/19/2005 6:05:00 AM







This contest is fueled by the following news:
Rumor has it that James Bond is heading back to his roots -- and they are blond. Daniel Craig, a sandy haired actor, has been pegged as the star of the next Bond film, entitled "Casino Royale." The movie is due out in November of 2006. Craig stated that he downed a couple of martinis when he found out that he had been casted. Craig's name actually had been floating around for some time and was revealed after he was whisked down the River Thames in a military speedboat to a river side press conference. He replaced Pierce Brosnan as Bond. Michael G. Wilson, producer of the movie, indicated that 200 actors were considered for the part. James Bond permanent residence: Bond is a subject of Her Majesty, though he does not have pure English blood running in his veins. James Bond was born in the family of Andrew Bond, a Scot from Glencoe. Mother of Bond, Monique Delacroix, was a Swiss from Canton de Vand. Since the age of eleven years, Bond was brought up by aunt Charmian Bond in a small village of Pett Bottom near to Canterbury in Kent county. At twelve years, he got admission in Eton, however after two semesters because of a scandal he gave up his studies. Thereafter, he joined the Fettes school, where his father had studied earlier. Now Bond lives in a luxurious London neighborhood Chelsea. The apartment is located on Kings road, on the first floor. One has to use staircase to enter his apartment. We can obtain the description of location of his apartment from Fleming's novel Moonraker. Description about the inside of his apartment can be found in the second part of novel From Russia With Love. After leaving for vacation, Bond acquired a country house in the Caribbean, naming it “Bashful” where he continued to live. James Bond is 50 years old. Some remember James Bond in the form of Sean Connery, a bit bulky, – it is possible, Connery thought, that the secret agent has already crossed fifty years of age. But not, this happened just now: just in February 1952 the upcoming writer Ian Fleming sat across the table in his home Golden eye in Jamaica and on typewriter Imperial he typed chapter 1 of the spy-adventure novel “Casino Royale”. And already in the second paragraph he has written: “James Bond suddenly felt tiredness. He always knew, when his body or brain needed rest”. In this way, the bright and ruthless, elegant and ironic, secret service agent was born who treated cars like women, and treated women like cars. After 10 years, when the film “Dr. No” was released, the name “Bond, James Bond” became a household name meaning risk, pleasure, fights, chase, indispensable presence of beautiful women, and also martini which was to be shaken but not stirred. But how Bond became the most popular secret service agent in the world? Fleming, truly speaking, simply fantasized his hero: after 12 years of intense work he has written 14 novels to pacify his impetus imagination. Yes, actually, during war, together with admiral Godfrey, under prototype “M”, he took part in the spying operations against Nazis, that were worthy of James Bond. For organizing the cover to disembark the soldiers of allied army at Sicily, the Englishmen threw a corpse dressed in the uniform of naval officer who had “classified documents” with him. For giving the credibility to the act, Fleming put theatre tickets and love letters in the pockets of its uniform. After war, he worked in banks and newspapers before relocating to Jamaica together with wife and children. Tropics change the habits of Englishmen: reviving, bathing in the ocean, breakfast in the garden with scrambled eggs and coffee, three-hours of work on the typing machine, lunch, siesta, revising what has been written. And in the evening, rewarding oneself by a party or drink. Who was James Bond in his view? “This is the imagination, based on the experience of the author”, - Fleming once said “By definition, fiction is not real life. These are the dreams of author that could happen”. But how such an infantile character can be compared with the characters of Stevenson? “Something, so allegorical, that it is as significant as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”. The first answer to this question that comes in our minds naturally is the centuries-old struggle of Good against Evil, the reckless Mr. Bond can be compared with a serious character Marlowe by Raymond Chandler. But we will not go deep into it, and remain at the homeland of Verloc, a tough secret service agent of Condara, and Smiley, hero of John le Carre. The question is simple enough: why le Carre, despite having the talent of an original writer and a shrewd psychologist, is compelled to write new scripts and new horror scenes while Fleming’s novels, “From Russia with Love”, “Goldfinger”, “Thunderball”, “Live and Let Die”, “The Spy who Loved Me”, despite literary drawbacks, remain great hits? Because Smiley committed a mistake, having chosen for himself a particular enemy, struggling with communism, i.e. Soviet Union: the Berlin wall has fallen and so he is left without work. And we at least remember the organization “SPECTRE” which James Bond fights against. After all, such opponent never dies, it is just enough to change his dress. Russians have become silent, it means that he can strike on yellow-faced enemies or terrorist groups. Regarding terrorists: you must be knowing that George Bush defines his enemies by “axis of evil”. It more likely seems like an imagination rather than a reality - almost in the same manner as Ronald Reagan accused “empire of evil” instead of naming the real name of enemy. Bush, in the same way as James Bond, has found his Spectre. And like Agent 007, at least, in the allegorical realm, he is confident of victory.
 
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