If Freaking News Ruled

Contest Info

  • Started: 10/23/2008 17:00
  • Ended: 10/26/2008 18:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 21
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
If Freaking News Ruled
Contest Directions: FN is officially turning 5 years old today! Thursday afternoon, October 23, 2003 we launched this baby. Since then FN earned the recognition of many websites and blogs, has appeared on TV, including CNN, and was featured in several famous magazines and newspapers (People, Daily Mail, etc.). It's the members who make the site what it is, so on behalf of the site management we bow before you. Happy 5th birthday Freaking News, and here's to many many more years, chops, and members!
In celebration of the 5th Freaking News birthday, photoshop what life would be like if Freaking News ruled the world - anything you like with FN theme in it. Here are some sources: Original FN logo Photoshop File (done by poor Newsy who hardly knew Photoshop :) ), Freaking News design & merchandise. Think of how FN changes people (before/after shots), (de)motivational posters with FN theme, showing how famous companies would change if they merged with FN, you can even show what chops would famous people do if they joined FN. Here's a good example by SLIXTER, and another goody by V1nc3nt.

Contest Info

    • Started: 10/23/2008 17:00
    • Ended: 10/26/2008 18:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 21
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
21 pictures
  • Man in a Chariot Breaks Through Kids Bedroom Wall

    Man in a Chariot Breaks Through Kids Bedroom Wall
        • LOL, what a composition - the triumph of FN!
          Me loves this!
        • Check out the full view - for many many details and for the excellent MOVIE CREDITS!

          [Edited by User on 10/25/2008 12:30:46 PM]
        • Lubbly Jubbly! Full view is a must everyone!
        • Oh my how amazing, there's so much in this!

        • UnFreakinBelievable.

          I have a feeling I know where this one came from.

        • woooooowwwwwww...you remember me too in the credits.

          I'm on "and the rest of the FreakingNews members"

          Of course, I'm just kidding. Very nice job
        • An instant classic, got the bases covered from A-Z Congratulations on a magnificent entry!

        • W O W ! Maybe the best chop I've ever seen. For further impact and wow factor, is it possible to see the 4,000 source images needed to create such a mammothly detailed chop? LOL. Impressive.
        • superb chop. makes it look like I have four fingers on each hand and doing mine with blunt crayons
        • This is awesome....congrats on a great idea, and of course on the chop itself..
        • Unbelievable!!! Unfreakingbelievable!!! So clean! so crisp!! so full of details everywhere!! Best I've ever seen.
        • real cool! lots and lots of great detail close up.
        • Thanks all for the comments and high votes

          Chariot Driver: Newsmaster
          Knight: Mr. Bean
          Mermaid: Sarah Palin
          Plumber: Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher

          I tried to put all the currently active prolific members in the credits, if I missed your name...my apologies. The Lukol credit is Newsmaster's company.

          [Edited by User on 10/26/2008 6:14:09 PM]
        • Congrats AZrainman!! Just awesome. Best ever.
        • Holy doodie man... I just saw that... awesome! (And thanks for including me! Didn't know I was that prolific. )
        • This has to be one of the highest scoring chops of all time. Breathtaking! You shoulda got TWO golds for this one.

          Congrats!
        • TOTALLY Breathtaking work here!!! Super WOW factor!!! So many details in full size!
        • Not much server space for any more comments but I'll try. Fantastic Rainman!
        • Top Chop!
          I pulled this to be squeezed into a video and then bumped one of mine to give this stellar chop a few more seconds. One New Jersey of a celebratory chop, AZ.
          Perhaps yor best yet.
          Perhaps THE best yet.
        • Congratulations, Rain! Truly a golden tribute to FN and its members!
          You rock, sir!
        • WOW...
          Congrats Rain, this is really just breath taking...
          This should be the cover of a FN book, or even printed on the back of the FN T-shirts... It is absolutely fabulous...

          Great job again...
        • Excellent, simply excellent. This is absolutely fabulous. What a great tribute! Congrats on this breathtaking work, Rain!!!
        • Congrats AZ, great chop...I can hardly wait for the 10th birthday contest.
        • Congratulations, Incredible chop Wowww!!
        • I think if you take anyone else's breath, we're going to have to charge you with mass murder! lol. Hats off to you.
        • Brilliant piece, and a tribute to all you clever guys. Happy birthday FN and keep it up!
  • Addicted to Photoshopping

    Addicted to Photoshopping
        • Amen...
          Wish someone told me that two years ago...
        • From another FreakaNolic - great chop!
        • My wife made me print this to put on the refrigerator--as a public service message.

          Next, we'll be opening a chapter of FA*


          *Freakinolics Anonymous
        • "Hi, my name is Pegleg, and I'm a freakinolic."
          (everyone says) "Hi, Pegleg!"
        • This is great and sooooooooooooo darn true.
        • great idea & very expressive composition.
        • This chop actually is so comically spot on it was flabberghasting. As a message, it just freaking rocks. As a chop it is superb!!!! Hat's off Luna
        • Congrats LunaC, he should of drank more coffee...lol
        • Congrats LunaC, this one hits home, it's way too late for me... I'm seriously hooked. Do they have a Betty Ford clinic for Freaking choppers?

          [Edited by User on 10/27/2008 11:54:45 AM]
  • Evil Genius Behind Website

    Evil Genius Behind Website
        • "Newsy?" ((((knock knock knock)))) "Is that you?"

          Great Pic.
        • Fantastic. A lot of work went into this!
        • Nah, newsy's the blue-green guy on the little screen... (nice teeth!)

          cool chop, close-up, a must.
        • Belly hurts from laughter!
          / * Click, Save!
          Thanks, mate!
        • This is soooo cool, great work, Funky and congrats!!
        • It's ALIVE!!!!

          Cool concept...beautiful execution. Congrats!
        • OMG!!! So creative..Another masterpiece here!!
        • Thanks FW for exposing the real Newsy! Nice job!
        • Outstanding and really, really creative chop. As far as I am concerned there should have been a lot of 1st places given in this one! Wow!
        • I agree with HS!
          Congratulations on the "third gold", Mr. Wood!
        • Congrats Funkster

          Cats out of the bag now.
          Newsy is really Nikola Tesla in a jar...lol

          [Edited by User on 10/27/2008 3:59:32 AM]
  • Freaking News Airlines

    Freaking News Airlines
        • real cool work! and the pink jets are cute, too. (how'd you manage the reflexion on the car door?)
        • I like this a lot, news1st! nice woody!!
        • I've got a feeling we'll be seeing a gold cup on that mantelpiece real soon !Great chop!
        • Bam! Something about this chop that just rocks!
          I love the "In your face" feel of it.
        • Thank You! For the Great Compliments!

          From Some Really Great Choppers!

          Thanks!

          It kind of Reminds me? ...The Best Part of this whole piece is the Fantastic Photographic Skill and Forethought of the Person who took the Pictures.

          Photoshoppers in General are Just Really Skilled Lego Players. Not to take anything away from the Artist Types that do everything from scratch. But What I mean, is, We would have a Lot with out Some Reall Great Blocks to Build With. The Photogs Really deserve a lot of our Story Telling Gratitude.

          Thanks to Them.

          Take Care.

          [Edited by User on 10/26/2008 11:56:22 PM]
        • Creative work in many details. Congratulations on the wood, news1st!
        • Congrats New1st, good stuff and an excellent job on logo work

          Although due to the global recession, Newsy downsized the corporate jet for an air hockey game.

          [Edited by User on 10/27/2008 4:02:06 AM]
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Barack Obama with Sarah Palin's Thong

    Barack Obama with Sarah Palin's Thong
        • Well, THIS should help her image to no end, I guess they forgot this item...And she doesn't have to donate it!
  • George Bush in the Freaking News Oval Office

    George Bush in the Freaking News Oval Office
        • LOL! great freaking chop! It would be very tedius, but the disco light circles should really conform to the surfaces that they hit. Still great!
        • i really like this picture keep)) ..
        • Hilarious concept and brilliant execution.
          Hey, whom, do I see here.... KIR is back! Get the party started Woo hoo!
        • Thanks everyone! You all make it so much fun here. It looks like everyone is getting better and it's great to see new talent on the site. Just went on vacation and did some re-tooling. When I leave for good It will be because I'm dead.
  • Freaking News Addiction

    Freaking News Addiction
        • OMG, they have pills for it now, were could I get my hands on some of those....
        • They got blue pills too? to put the magnet back in your lasso tool?
        • So many wicked chops in this contest...I needa pill
  • Hillary Clinton Frankenstein in the Bath

    Hillary Clinton Frankenstein in the Bath
  • Queen Elizabeth Supporting Freaking News

    Queen Elizabeth Supporting Freaking News
        • LOL, she must have cashed out her credits to get that FN uniform
        • She looks like she's thinking "one is not amused by this chop" but I am! Lovely and LOL
  • Freaking News Old Mobile

    Freaking News Old Mobile
        • Very cool, I like the grill badge, but it needs a bit of perspective adjusted to match the angle of the grill.
        • Good job, love the vintage style you've chosen. The plane with the banner is a nice touch!
  • Freaking News Photoshop Museum

    Freaking News Photoshop Museum
        • Great image. what is the lowest black line? there's a break in it, not sure why.
        • It's a line on the floor for standing and looking at the paintings.
        • I recognize those paintings (entries), mate - some from years ago!
  • Freaking News Racing Car

    Freaking News Racing Car
  • Freaking News New Windows Operating System

    Freaking News New Windows Operating System
        • I love the effect on the FN logo. Cool stuff. looks alien.
  • General Custer with Freaking News Flags

    General Custer with Freaking News Flags
  • Columbus Discovers Adobe Photoshop

    Columbus Discovers Adobe Photoshop
        • 1492, that's about how much it costs to by photoshop and illistrator! lol
        • LOL, I agree with bee!
          Smart composition
  • Freaking News Space Shuttle

    Freaking News Space Shuttle
        • LOL. I hope it doesn't blow up and we all fall off a cliff!
        • Pretty cool, but I am not sure about the use of the frames
  • The Dreaded Freaking News Stamp

    The Dreaded Freaking News Stamp
  • Freaking News in Space

    Freaking News in Space
        • FN red logo looks great on white space suits! Me likes!
        • Thank you! I wanted to do so much more, but alas, not enough time. As a nubile young thing, I have to get quicker at meeting these deadlines!!
  • Freaking News First National Bank

    Freaking News First National Bank
  • Commemorative Freaking News Stamps

    Commemorative Freaking News Stamps
        • The top stamp has a bit of a masking line around it.

          Nice tribute idea.
  • Growing with Freaking News

    Growing with Freaking News
        • Can see the masking around "FN" letters. Identical for each set of "FN"'s
21 image entries
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This contest is fueled by the following news: The word "News" usually represents a program (a collection of several news articles) on TV and radio. In the printing press, news headlines are also called news, for example, in special headings in a newspaper. As a rule, news on TV and radio is transmitted several times a day, beginning at the start of the hour and lasting for 2 minutes to half an hour. It usually represents a report of separate news stories covering the areas such as politics, economy, science, culture, sports, and a weather report at the end of news program. It is assumed that the news should be as much as possible neutral and objective and separate from opinions. The editorial staff does the job of selecting a collection of news to be broadcasted. Hot news - is on-line information which presents political or economic interest for the audience, and sometimes propagation is done for news.