Hunting

Contest Info

  • Started: 2/14/2006 06:00
  • Ended: 2/16/2006 06:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 22
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $10
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $6
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $4
Hunting
Contest Directions: Photoshop images of Cheney hunting and shooting accident. Feel free to create magazine covers or newpaper articles based on these images. Given Cheney's hunting skills, he could make a decent milf hunter if he wished.

Contest Info

    • Started: 2/14/2006 06:00
    • Ended: 2/16/2006 06:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 22
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $10
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $6
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $4
22 pictures
  • Recent Hunting Trip with Dick Cheney

    Recent Hunting Trip with Dick Cheney
        • Careful what you say on the phone for the next year or two, The folk's in Bush's secret black helicopter force will surely redflag you for this....

          Nice merge..
        • Perfect look on Bushy's face!

          [Edited by User on 2/14/2006 10:35:59 PM]
        • They should hunt together regularly--for the sake of the rest of the world!
        • Left, Dick! The bird is on your left..... YOUR OTHER LEFT!!!
        • I thought you didn't want to be President!

        • Very real!
          I think there is a rule that the Pres and VP can not hunt
          at the same time.
        • I'm just protecting the American people.
        • Dick! NO! Okay...okay, Dick! You can push the Big Red Button!
  • Hunting with Dick Cheney

    Hunting with Dick Cheney
        • Well done! (and a candidate for MUST VIEW FULL)
        • in other news, vice president Dick Cheney aka "the shooter"...
        • C'mon buddy I'm a runnin' out of targets!
        • ATTENTION ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT: Please sign up now for the Dick Cheney Shotgun Sniper coarse!! If you have enemy's or friends, family, or bosses you don't like, then you can sign them for the sniper target school!! fake bullet proof vest will be issued!!
        • coming soon to a supermarket checkout counter near you!
  • Cheney UFO

    Cheney UFO
        • I laughed so hard, I almost had tears in my eyes! Hilarious!
        • On 2/15/2006 11:48:33 AM, raygregory said:

          That birthday-party UFO is perfect! talk about the birthday party
        • The photo inserts could use a bit of fading to match the match the page background. By the way, where is Bat Boy?
        • Everyone already knows that Mick Jagger is Bat Boy ...
        • coming soon to a supermarket checkout counter near you!
  • Kick Me

    Kick Me
        • Dick Cheney: New Spokesperson for Target!
        • Simple Idea, Love it. Nice execution as well, (pun semi-inteneded)

        • On 2/15/2006 7:13:47 PM, AzureSky said:

          Right, who's next?

        • no comment

          [Edited by User on 2/17/2006 12:44:39 AM]
  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney
        • Please, Oh Lord, Let me bag something this time.
        • Yeah We've seen you throw both barrels at us before but they were loaded wuth Bulldoodie instead of Buckshot!
  • Lawyer Hunter

    Lawyer Hunter
        • The issue title is suggestive
          "Hunting With Dick"
        • Cool now there's a magazine I would want to look at.
        • coming soon to a supermarket checkout counter near you!
        • It helps keep the population under control. If there are too many, they become a public nuisance.
  • Chickenhawk Marksman

    Chickenhawk Marksman
        • Good idea, but there needs to be a shadow under the brim of his hat shading his eyes more.
        • Thanx for the tip, Janna. I put a shadow therre, but you're right, it's not low enuf . . . will improve.

        • On 2/14/2006 5:00:17 PM, raygregory said:

          Thanx for the tip, Janna. I put a shadow therre, but you're right, it's not low enuf . . . will improve.



          Much Better!!! Now the helmet looks like it's on his head proper!
        • mr instructor- where are my human targets? animals are no fun- i want live and moving targets!
        • coming soon to a supermarket checkout counter near you!
        • Would you rather go hunting with Dick, or go riding with Teddy
        • Hell now I feel bad about sending all those kids over to Iraq to kill people on purpose...not!
        • I deferr to caption this piccie..5 times!
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          tory burch sandals and according to testimonials a possible reduction in cellulite...this is a point that can, however be debated.
        • Thousands of pet, set in a shoe! Women and shoes, the same as men love beauty: or tender and cute, or charming and ... y!
          Women and shoes, like a never-ending love ... .... I do not know shoes decorated with a woman, or a woman decorated shoes. Woman in the world! Can not do without shoes ornament! Tory Burch bootsallow you to do self-confident woman!

          Tory Burch Genuine Leather Handbags winter beauty of the new release and attractive collection of shoes!
  • Cheney Trophy Room

    Cheney Trophy Room
        • Bagging them is easy, mounting them ain't

        • On 2/15/2006 1:11:47 PM, DavidSelders said:

          Bagging them is easy, mounting them ain't

          laughing my arse off!!!
        • "...and I use the pelts to hand-bind my own books! You should see my library!"
        • And this one I bagged on the Capitol steps.
  • Alternative hobby

    Alternative hobby
        • When Cheney returned from the trip to the White House something smelled fishy again...
        • He ought to try to dynamite the fish.....then again,maybe not. Nice Chop!
        • Do I need my seven dollar permit to catch these many fish?
        • Nice work. Love the expression on his face.
        • I always knew there was something fishy about him..
  • Another accident

    Another accident
        • If a Vice President fell in the woods, would anyone hear him?
        • Love the photochop. My only nitpick is the yellow text. Really distracts me from the enjoyable pic!

        • On 2/15/2006 7:16:03 PM, AzureSky said:

          Go get him George!

  • US News

    US News
        • laughing my arse off! Somehow reminds me of a giant myopic ostrich! Excellent Choppage!!!
        • On 2/14/2006 5:19:05 PM, JannaR said:

          laughing my arse off! Somehow reminds me of a giant myopic ostrich! Excellent Choppage!!! LOL!
        • I LOVE the picture of Cheney but words along the side would be better if they were shorter headlines. A smaller font size for the date would also help.
        • i wouldn't go hunting with him either...
        • Great coke bottle lenses!

          [Edited by User on 2/17/2006 6:29:26 AM]
  • National Geographic

    National Geographic
        • BURN!!!!!!!!!!
          Oh Geez! This is my Fav!
        • When pressed to comment on the shooting accident Mr. Cheney said: "Mmmmm, beer..."
        • Funny! I know that skull, I just never knew that they were related.
  • The Cheney Sanction

    The Cheney Sanction
        • The rest of the body seems cartoonlike and slightly blurred compared to the face. Cool idea.
        • Good call Haltia. I wanted to say that very thing but didn't quite know how to put it.
        • the magazine for all the men who got screwed by thier ex-wifes and their lawyers!!!
  • Target Range

    Target Range
        • Cheney's policy always was
          "Shoot first, ask questions later"
        • Excellent thinking, wish the work you did was a bit closer to the focus of the picture
        • yep, nope, nope, yep, yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope nope.
  • Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage
        • Tone down the red in their faces to match their hands.

        • On 2/14/2006 2:57:52 PM, JannaR said:

          Tone down the red in their faces to match their hands.



          No.
        • JannaR has some good feedback. Not sure why you'd dismiss such advice.
        • Agreed with Mashby. JannaR's feedback is always helpful. It's great entry but matching tones of heads and hands would make it even better
        • Dick Cheney: Vice-President of the USA- also assassin on the side!! he is so good that he can shoot someone and make the whole country thin it was an accident---


          The original lyrics to Eminum's hit song ( Dear Stan)- should have said dear Cheney
        • coming soon to a supermarket checkout counter near you!
  • Adrenaline Junkie

    Adrenaline Junkie
        • Great entry, but text edges are too rough.
        • Check your font, the edges are real jagged.
        • Yeah...smooth or strong is the way to go on Anti-Alias!
        • Hey I heard Rush Limbaugh say that the other day. He talked about it for a few minutes.
        • I forgot to add I liked it and agreeded to that 100 %.
  • Cheney

    Cheney
        • so George- what do you think about the oil and gas prices now?
  • Be vawee vawee quiet

    Be vawee vawee quiet
        • Be vewy, vewy qwiet...I'm hunting qwaiw.
        • This would have worked even better with Mr. Magoo.
          Good one.
        • Great idea. I think the idea works well with Elmer Fudd becase he's an idot hunter too.
  • Cheney note

    Cheney note
        • Your link to the real joke isn't working.


          Okay! Got it! laughing my arse off!

          [Edited by User on 2/14/2006 5:24:51 PM]
        • try this link instead, please
          www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushnote.asp
  • Dick Cheney

    Dick Cheney
        • The look on the Cheney's face is perfect.
        • Good idea! But the lighting seems to be coming from all different directions
        • Author's comment is the cherry on top!
        • i'd like to see who shows up at his funeral...
  • Cheney Scene Investigations

    Cheney Scene Investigations
        • Lighting seems just a tad weird on Gary Dourdan (Warrick from CSI)
        • I love that show great idea. I agree with
          haltia420 on the lighting what's up with that?
  • HE

    HE
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This contest is fueled by the following news: While hunting, it appears that Vice President Dick Cheney broke the Number One Rule of the sport: Be sure that you know what you are shooting at before you fire a gun. Cheney wounded his hunting partner Harry Whittington in the face, neck and chest because he did not see Whittington as the Vice President fired upon what he thought was a covey of quail. Hunting safety experts that were interviewed in the aftermath of the shooting indicated that Whittington should have announced himself before approaching the Vice President's position. However, they did note that the shooter always is responsible for knowing his surroundings and avoiding hitting other people with gunfire. Mark Birkhauser, President-elect of the International Hunter Education Foundation, in remarking on the importance of knowing what is around you before you shoot a gun, stressed that once you pull the trigger on the gun, you cannot bring the shot back.