Human Cloning pictures

President Bush's conservative base is up in arms over his pick of Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court. But what's not to like? If only it could be revealed (without the stupid Democrats finding out) that she's Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia's demon-clone love child . . . and so what if she doesn't have the right number of fingers and toes? Details, sheesh!

(NO EMBRYONIC STEM CELLS WERE MURDERED DURING THE CLONING OF THIS ASSOCIATE JUSTICE.)

RightWingNews.com (the "Miers must be stopped" page)