How to Quit Job

Contest Info

  • Started: 11/11/2008 17:00
  • Ended: 11/14/2008 18:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 17
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
How to Quit Job
Contest Directions: With the world economy shaken by the crisis, many companies are laying off large part of its work force to cut the costs. People who are fired often wish they could say to their boss "you can't fire me, I quit!", or at least quit with style.
Photoshop a good (or bad) way to quit a job. You may even think how famous people would quit their jobs (Bush administration, TV anchors, or even celebrities like Mona Lisa and Venus de Milo who are sick of posing). Here's a good example.

Contest Info

    • Started: 11/11/2008 17:00
    • Ended: 11/14/2008 18:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 17
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
17 pictures
  • Santa Drinking Beer with Girls on a Beach

    Santa Drinking Beer with Girls on a Beach
        • Lucky Santa, the mistletoe is a nice touch to what is an already wonderful pic.
        • Santa's just working on his naugty list.
        • I agree with Kib. Also love the canes in girls' hands

          Congratulations, Rain!
        • Thanks all Santa alias Mr. Kandy Klaus, and the girls are called Kandy's Angels.

          [Edited by User on 11/14/2008 6:27:32 PM]
        • Congrats AZ! Nice job feathering the fur coat and beard into the background... Little things like that really make a big dfference in the overall appeal...(not to mention nice babes, hehe)If you chop and tell, I'd still like to know how you did the swirl effect in perestroika.

          [Edited by User on 11/14/2008 8:33:44 PM]
        • Congrats on a cool winning chop! great work.
        • im lovin the hat too much for some reason
        • It' a Jamaican hemp hat from Bob Marley...lol
        • This has the dramatic, painterly quality I often aspire to, though without nearly as much success.
  • John Travolta's Plastic Surgeon Quits

    John Travolta's Plastic Surgeon Quits
        • Silver congratulations, John! Great to see you on the trophy podium again
        • Congrats Johnx1 First the head shaving and now this, that Scientology really messed him up.
        • john this is great!!! congratulations
        • Congrats john! left me in "stitches"! lol. great work.
        • Excellent Work!

          But I think we need to book an appointment with a psychiatry professional?

          I can almost see something else written underneath the stitching.
        • Wow! I had to do a double take on this one to grasp the whole picture...Well done and wicked!!!
        • simple, perfectly executed example of a great great entry wd
        • Thanks everyone I am very happy with silver,Especially after graduating, the skill level of EVERYONE at this level is just awesome.
  • Airplane Captian Quitting His Job

    Airplane Captian Quitting His Job
        • Hilarious!
          I would soften the text edges a bit to blend more naturally

          [Edited by User on 11/12/2008 8:17:44 AM]
        • Ahahahahhah! Excellent way!
          I agree about blending the text edges.
        • Congrats Killer! Very witty and funny!!!
  • Credit Card Quits

    Credit Card Quits
        • Congrats Sid LOL, great character work.
  • I Quit Tattoo

    I Quit Tattoo
  • Quitting the Wedding

    Quitting the Wedding
  • Newsmaster Quits

    Newsmaster Quits
        • rolling on the floor with laughter!
          Man, I even have Stolichnaya on the desk
        • LOL, this is a great one. Newsy is a fire hazard with all that paper too.
        • Say it ain't so!

          Laughing so much my ribs hurt!! Good one!
  • Whistler's Mother Quits

    Whistler's Mother Quits
        • Excellent! Love how she left the shoes, handkerchief and head cloth!
  • George Bush Attacking the White House with a Tank

    George Bush Attacking the White House with a Tank
        • Good thing he doesn't know how to run a tank.
        • Masking around fires could use some improvement. Otherwise great work.
  • Man in a Tank Firing at his Boss

    Man in a Tank Firing at his Boss
  • Jesus Quits the Last Supper

    Jesus Quits the Last Supper
  • Perseus Quits Athena Job

    Perseus Quits Athena Job
  • Quit Photoshopping Photos

    Quit Photoshopping Photos
  • Rebel Grinder Monkey Quits

    Rebel Grinder Monkey Quits
        • Good job.

          This red star is a juror star for covering the finger
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • How to Quit Your Job

    How to Quit Your Job
  • Resigning From Contest

    Resigning From Contest
        • You guys do know this is a ridiculous, tasteless joke, right?
        • I think this is clever, I hadda good chuckle
        • I don't know if I should vote on this then.
        • This one's thinking outside the box. nice concept.
        • Hey thanks for the comments. It actually did one better than I thought it would.
          Truth is, I did do a chop for this contest but it was way, way too radical and rude and would have insulted somebody, somewhere to the point where I would have been murdered in my sleep. LOL So on reconsidering, the submission, I came up with this stupid idea. Hehehehehe
          Sometimes your biggest wins are the chops you DON'T submit
          Laterz gang...

          [Edited by User on 11/15/2008 4:41:49 AM]
  • Break Dancing George Bush

    Break Dancing George Bush
        • Bush is a bit fuzzy and I don't mean his IQ.
        • George is too pixelated. Like the composition though
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This contest is fueled by the following news: Job Quitting Tips: Is it worth to declare that you are leaving the company well in advance? Yes, certainly. First of all, it is the responsibility towards the present employer, to complete the obligations, finish-off any projects and to hand-over charge to somebody. It would be better to join other work with the "peace of mind and clear heart", with confidence that everything was done well. Initial conversations with the head can help the employee to explain his prospects in the company. If you feel that you have "outgrown" the designation and tasks, then it is a serious reason to discuss the matter with the head. During dialog with the company, if you find deserving and perspective options for further realization of your capabilities - the reason to quit the job disappears automatically. During the course of the discussion, if you do not find things in common, then, probably, the time has come for you to think of quitting the organization. When the future career depends on how the previous company behaves, it is not strange that employees start to manipulate and try to tune according to the intra-corporate traditions of dismissal. What's the better way to quit the job? What's the better way to quit the job? Quitting the job is a painful procedure as in the case of divorce: in both cases, the issue is about parting and remaining friends forever is always not possible. By quitting a job, we act on the principle "after me the deluge" and little we think about the memory we leave behind. For this, we may have to pay with our reputation. How to save face while quitting a job? Say thanks for everything! Leaving the job is not the end of a career and more over, not the end of life. We should always be ready that one day we may remain without work. Only in this way, the termination does not become a psychological trauma and will not finally lead to lasting depression. The main reasons according to which we bid goodbye to a familiar place: a administrative decision or our own or with mutual consent. Each of the three situations demands special behavior. So, the secretary asks you to enter the reception lounge and familiarize yourself with the termination order? Temptation is great to insult both the secretary and the chief and on the way sling mud at colleagues. Restrain! Meet the boss and thank him for providing a chance to work under him in the organization. Agree to it that a reason is there to say thanks –after all, you raised your qualifications while working? Such a meeting is always useful because quite often, intrigues from the immediate superior become the reason for termination. The much bigger the organization – the easier for middle level employees to get lost in it. Who knows, what could have been conveyed about you to the boss. In the discussion with the boss, you can say: "I do not know the actual reasons for termination. Hope, there are no complaints from my immediate superior. And if any complaints existed, I tried my level best to rectify them". After this discussion, a chance of you being transferred to some other department cannot be ruled out. Separation without grief? Organizations, colleagues and boss cause irritation? You write an application and the boss immediately, without a further "why" signs the application? As they say, love existed without pleasure and separation without grief. Do not hang on and lose heart but on the contrary, show people that you are confident of your future. If you want to take a dig at the boss, remember one thing: by no means the boss will be upset but will be pleased with your termination, if: * During the farewell, your face reflects a grudge and the mouth is distorted due to agitation; * You shed crocodile tears; they may cause some kind of irony, in which nothing good is seen; * Coming out of the office, you loudly bang the door – this will only delight the boss, thinking that he has got rid of such a nervous worker. Our advice: After dismissal, request a recommendation letter from your boss. It will help you to get a new job without other troubles - nobody suspects you as a disputed person. If dismissed, do not take up the job at the same place – treating the job in the previous organization as a bygone phase. While leaving the organization, do not spoil relationships with colleagues and it is quite possible that you may meet them in life many times. While Leaving, arrange a farewell party and say a toast for the health of colleagues and the prosperity of the organization. After quitting the job, do not rush into an abyss of affairs, have a rest for a week or so and gain strength, which will surely help in getting rid of any depression. In the new organization, you may well have to explain the reason for quitting the previous organization. Never ever speak the following: that you were dismissed on the grounds of redundancy (you will be considered as an unlucky person), that your views with the boss differed or you were offended etc. It would be better to say that you quit the job due to family circumstances but the circumstances very quickly changed. You are quitting the job because you have found a better offer? Good if none of your colleagues know about this or even the boss. It is enough for you to explain that you are quitting the job in connection with circumstances of personal life — for example, because of the birth of a grandson who has to be taken care of. Do not indulge in conversations that you are not satisfied, for example, with the techniques of the organization- through this, you may offend the boss, who probably, was very warm towards you. What, if a hike in salary is offered to you? Such a thing is quite possible. If you have decided to leave firmly and finally tell them that: "You do not see another decision pertaining to the family problems other than quitting the job". If you are having second thoughts: "Why not?" – Then, it would be better to start the dialog with the boss with this sentence: "You have put me in a deadlock. Your offer is very tempting. Thanks for the trust showered on me. I hope I will justify it with my work". However, be cautious: it is not worth it to blackmail the boss with you proposal of quitting the job just for the sake of a hike in salary. They may hike the salary once, but maybe the resignation letter could be approved.