AAAAAAAAAAUUGGHHHH.. Now THAT's nightmare stuff. Looks like the result of some country bumpkin's romantic escapade with... oh, never mind. Ok, here's one for you: Mary had a little sheep, and with her sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram... Mary had a little lamb. So... Mary had her little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. But Mary found the cost of meat had soared, which didn't please her... Tonight she's having leg of lamb... the rest is in the freezer.