Goats in the Army picturesAdvanced Photoshop Pictures Contest - 26 high resolution image entries
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Contest Directions: 
Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles.
[ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of
lance-corporal after shining on parade.
Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was
demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade
for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran
amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side,
throwing soldiers off their stride.'
In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven,
reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his
commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of
animals in
the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army
ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and
butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the
incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know,
there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my
face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it,
because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the
face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away
with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into
an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army,
butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I
can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn
goa-a-a-a-t."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army.
P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay.
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Jackpot: 1st place: $20, 2nd place: $12 , 3rd place: $8
Started: 9/28/2006 6:00:00 AM, Ended: 9/30/2006 6:00:00 AM
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