Hahahahahaha very original and funny. You could have gotten away with just the 4 horses but went the extra mile and added the 5th on the far side.
Commentator 1: We've got Big Brown coming in first place. This colosuss just gets bigger and bigger and bigger with each race it seems. Commentator 2: I know, right. For crying out loud, he's 43.8 hands, weighs over 5000 pounds, and needs an extra large gate in racing. Commentator 1: I'm just suprised that he can do racing at his size in the first place. (laughs)