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Play It Again | Quintessential entertainer, Elton drifted from job to job, but could never keep his hands off a piano - whether in a church hall, a hotel lounge, or even a smoky bar.
And of all the lousy bars in all the world, why'd he hafta pick THIS one? |
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For Sale | | Ah....the power of the internet. |
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Baseball | | Trying hard to resist flaming ball joke, and where's my bat? |
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Elton John | | I don't guess it's too far fetched if Arnie can be governer! |
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Elton John | | Be the first Honky Cat on your block to own an "Elton" John! |
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Prince Charles | | I don't think Camelton will have to worry about getting a job now... |
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Priest | Candle in the wind?It would have to be a full force gale to blow out a flame this big.  |
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Elton John Juror | | Elton gave up on finding a job because he sits day in and day out at his computer editing images and carrying out his duties as a Freaking News Juror. |
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Calvin Klein model | | Elton tried out working for Calvin Klein. They decided the air brush artist went "overboard" on the body and decided not to use the ad. Poor Elton. |
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