Corporate Training

Contest Info

  • Started: 11/8/2008 17:00
  • Ended: 11/11/2008 18:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 13
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
Corporate Training
Contest Directions: This Tuesday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images. Photoshop this corporate training image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are - re-dressing the people at this corporate training meeting, designing a poster using this corporate training image, putting the trainees into some new environment, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
Many thanks to Simon Gray and Stock Exchange for providing the source photo.

Contest Info

    • Started: 11/8/2008 17:00
    • Ended: 11/11/2008 18:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 13
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
13 pictures
  • American Politicians Negotiating with Aliens

    American Politicians Negotiating with Aliens
        • Just... WOW!
          Love the old typewriter lap-top, too!
        • Full view is a must for this one ! Great work!
        • Excellent.
          Corporate Role Playing Games!
        • One step closer to numero uno! Nice one Rainman! Like the tattoo guy, and McCain, and the background, and the big green monster!

          [Edited by User on 11/11/2008 6:12:15 PM]
        • I so like alla this, though the laptop/typewriter is classic stuff.
        • Thanks all It's tough selling peace to a war council...
        • Nice chop AZ! You never cease to surprise and amaze me, congrats!
  • Jurassic Training Conference

    Jurassic Training Conference
        • What to say... way too cool!
          Love open mouth faces - evolution hasn't gone too far yet
        • Congrats Funk Looks like snack break soon.
        • One of your best chops yet, wood - I truly enjoyed it! Congratulations on the silver!
  • Space Alien Conference

    Space Alien Conference
        • Totally clever composition and brilliant execution.
          Not to forget - excellent title!
        • Congrats on your 1st bronze! Nice chop. I think it may have scored higher if the alien wasn't blury although it may be my eyes
        • Congrats!

          [Edited by User on 11/11/2008 6:44:34 PM]
        • Brilliant chop litoxus, congrats on your first entry and medal! Good way to start off.
        • Welcome to Freaking News, Litoxus! and congratulations on your first medal!
        • tnx newsmaster the artists here are awesome and so creative i enjoyed visiting hte site
  • Meeting the Loch Ness Monster

    Meeting the Loch Ness Monster
        • Wow what an imagination & to be able to bring it to life...wonderful!
        • Very nice, I like the smoothness of it all
        • Three S:

          Si-fi, Surreal, Superior work!
        • Thanks all for your kind comments. Wood is good!
        • Another moment of brilliance from KIR!
          Congratulations on Wood!
  • Corporate Gambling Conference

    Corporate Gambling Conference
  • Robot Sensitivity Training

    Robot Sensitivity Training
        • Quality work. Hope they stay calm... or he shoots!
        • They All had that subordinate, I'm in trouble look on their faces. So it fit perfectly.

          I always found that power structure, subordinate relationship amusing.

          Not being one myself to put up with someone else's Self-Assured Sense of Repressionism.
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
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        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Oliver Twist Bailout Training

    Oliver Twist Bailout Training
        • I am sick as a Dog but I could not let a joke go by. Even as simple as I made it. I'll be back. lol
        • Clever work, topical too.

          Get well soon - we miss you already!
  • Business Meeting Around a Toilet

    Business Meeting Around a Toilet
        • That's essentially how the most business meetings end - flushing down the toilet.

          Nice composition
        • I was looking at all the drop underneath options , and decided, Ahh! Toilet Seat!

          I looked and looked and looked for just the right picture! ...and nothing.

          Then I saw this one with the fisherman attached, and even though it was a low res 320 or something? ... I thought it was worth the Laugh.

          Got to humor the troops you know!
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Jesus in a Sales Meeting

    Jesus in a Sales Meeting
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    Princess Leia Virtual Lesson
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This contest is fueled by the following news: In modern business conditions, employee professionalism plays the defining role in the further growth of the company. The heads of companies are aware of it and start investing money in upgrading the educational qualifications of the personnel. The main forms of training which are prevalent in the market at present are: business training and business seminars. Also, corporate training and seminars are quite popular. The basic distinction between corporate training and seminars and other forms of training is their individual approach to each client, and also some features connected with the group dynamics of audiences. The participants of corporate training are acquainted with each other, have developed relations and already got used to work in a team. It, of course, influences both on the training process and on the end results. The effects of corporate training and seminars are distributed on everyone, as they are all in a collective with new skills and have obtained experience with the application of new skills in practice. Participants of business seminars and business training usually don't know each other and have no teamwork experience, which should be considered during training. A difference between training and seminars also exists. Training is provided with exercises, in which participants are involved. This ensures profound consolidation of the obtained skills and such a form of training is more often used when consolidation of skills at an unconscious level is required. What is corporate training? Nowadays, is corporate training a craze or a way of developing companies? What is to be done so that the investment in corporate training is repaid? Today, probably, not a single company exists, which is unfamiliar with the word "training". The overwhelming majority of organizations know the difference between "open" training and "corporate". But, the exact purpose and essence of corporate training, what tasks can be resolved with its help and what results are to be expected – not many understand this. For many companies, corporate training is a craze. "The competitor does it so that means it is necessary for me to do the same". The desire "to be no worse than others" is characteristic for corporate mentality. Or even: "Should be like everyone". It would seem that it is not bad enough, maybe, even good, but … to survive in ever-increasing competent conditions, it is important to learn to be different from others. The second popular belief pertaining to corporate training is the notation that training is a "magic wand". They say that it is necessary to undergo corporate training, and life will be settled: sales will go up, profits will increase, the personnel become more loyal and the company – successful. Only one thing is required – to pay a few bucks for training companies and that's it … As they say, "it is too good to be true". Certainly, any training will yield some results. But the boss, as a rule, wishes to receive "all and that too, at once". Companies frequently consult the trainer-consultant as a doctor, and this analogy is quite appropriate: if something is not good in the organization, it is logical to assume that the "organism" company is not healthy. A good trainer-consultant, as a good doctor, first would want to analyze so as to establish the true reasons for "illness". All things begin here … You can inquire: "Well, how do you achieve the expected results from corporate training?" It is obvious that we should be prepared for this process. Preparation is required both from the trainer as well as from the company. The trainer should understand and feel the situation in the company, inquire into all subtleties, therefore, if you are the head – provide the trainer with maximum information; any minute detail can be important. In the first place, a clear understanding is required from the head, that the training allows the participants to acquire or develop some skills. But, as a one-time measure without consolidation of achieved results, it can have only have a short-term effect. So that the effect is long-term, all sets of measures is required. The good trainer-consultant will definitely give you recommendations on how to support and develop the acquired skills. Rather serious measures may be required: revision of motivational schemes of trained employees, updating the business process of interaction with clients or something else. Finally, you, as head of the company, should tune the employees for forthcoming training of personnel. First of all, training for them is a signal, that the "administration is not satisfied with them" or a threat remains forever and the spirit of the employees will not be the best and obviously is not conducive for fruitful training. If the participants are told that the company is investing in their development because it has faith in them and connects the future of the organization with them, then employees will like it. Besides, it is important to convince them, so that employees see the connection between increased work efficiency and growth prosperity, both of the organization as well as the personal.