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Burt Reynolds Toupee | I know this will come as a shock to you all, but I Burt Reynolds have been wearing a hair piece for many years. I have decided to put aside my hideously enourmous ego and equally Hideous hair peice, and live as nature intended. Thank you all for not turning your backs on me and for continueing to support my glorious carrer in entertainment.
Hello, is anyone there..... is anyone listening to me? |
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Pope Biker | | Before becoming the Pope, "JP" almost became a Hell's Angel... |
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David Blunkett | | David Blunkett (UK Home Secretary...also he's blind) before he became a politician. Wait - an action hero becomming a politician - it'll never work! Don't be daft - get out of here...oh - wait |
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Howard Dean Confession | | Get the latest 'Skiing Illustrated' to hear Presidential hopeful, Howard Dean, explain how Skiing builds more character and personality than serving in the military. |
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Reverend Al Gore | | He has been with the Church for ten years,It's about time Revrend Gore came clean! |
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Dwarf Saddam | | Before Saddam became an evil dictator - he was a dwarf...now, I just KNEW I'd seen that beard before! |
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Gandhi Lancers | | As a devout pacifist, Gandhi was never particularly good at motivating his troops in times of war. He preferred to forget his lighthearted "Walk Like An Egyptian" routine that he performed, in his underwear, for the Gurkha Lancers in 1918 in an effort to prepare them for battle. |
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