Chinese Volvo

Contest Info

  • Started: 4/7/2010 11:10
  • Ended: 4/10/2010 17:00
  • Level: advanced
  • Entries: 18
  • Jackpot:
  • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
  • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
  • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
  • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
Chinese Volvo
Contest Directions: Geely, one of the fastest-growing car manufacturers in China, has bought Volvo from the Ford Motor Company for nearly $2 billion. The deal will give the Chinese car maker rights to use Volvo's intellectual property in safety, engineering and environmental technologies and it will also allow Volvo to tap into opportunities in the fast-growing Chinese market.
Photoshop how you think Volvo cars will look under Chinese manufacturing and marketing. Some examples are - redesigning Volvos (would they remove some of Volvo parts to cut the production costs? or put some weird wheels?), creating advertisement posters for "Chinese Volvos", giving Volvos Chinese paint jobs, etc.

Contest Info

    • Started: 4/7/2010 11:10
    • Ended: 4/10/2010 17:00
    • Level: advanced
    • Entries: 18
    • Jackpot:
    • FN Advanced 1st Place $5
    • FN Advanced 2nd Place $3
    • FN Advanced 3rd Place $2
    • FN Advanced 4th Place $1
18 pictures
  • Chinese Roadster Car

    Chinese Roadster Car
        • i wanna know how you kept the spokes of the wheels? Did you cut em out? Draw em? I give you top pick just for that.
        • oopsee, I found a hi-res pic of a spoked wheel with a white background and used the magic wand selection tool to delete the white background and get it transparent... I'm fairly lazy and always try to find the easiest way to separate images. (took maybe 15 minutes, but a long time to find the source image)
        • ha, no kidding, great job. I think your magic wand has a little more magic than mine, lol.
        • Woo Hoo, a champ design! Love "the old technology meets the new one" - angle!
        • Looks like the application of Funkwood Dynamics, again. Outrageous!
        • Congrats on the win, Funkster! You get the exclusive contract from the CHinese government to produce 10,000 of these Volvos!
        • Great entry, funk. Super clean. Looks like a failed attempt at a funny car or rail LOL
        • This clever idea "spokes" for itself. Hope the new Volvo owners don't get too many ideas from this.
        • Yup...Funkwood dynamics. Congratulations.
        • Nice chop Funk, clean as they come. Congrats.
        • great work teacher congrats on the gold , keep rocking
        • congrats funkwood mate. very cool chop
  • Chinese Volvo Pimped Ride

    Chinese Volvo Pimped Ride
        • This Vorvo rocks!
          Full view is da best!

          [Edited by User on 4/9/2010 4:39:20 PM]
        • Silver congrats, Xaos!
          Love how you did the new technology using antique elements - the bamboo exhaust and the lantern tailpipe!
        • You might just be real close to the real car, Xaos. LOL but consider giving it a nice coat of lead paint that the kinder can eat and a radio that emits subliminal messages for all white devils to comit suicide LOLGood catch on the silver
        • Congrats Xaos, full view shows great details and tons of effort!
        • I knew this awesome work was yours congrats on the silver mate . keep going
        • Thanks KIR, FW, Kratos, John, Medo and Jeremix!

          [Edited by User on 4/12/2010 6:32:54 AM]
  • The New Chinese Bamboo Volvo

    The New Chinese Bamboo Volvo
        • Thanks, a bit better now. Had an emergency and had to soubmit unfinished but was able to add the final touches just now.
        • Dis crash test Panda is sure a nice touch! Love bamboo Volvo! Bronze Volvo for Hitman, congrats!
        • The warping bamboo around the car is terrific.
        • Wow, great bamboo work. The Pandabot is a nice touch.
        • Many thanks!
          Huh, now that you mention it KIR, it does look like a PandaBot. The source was a crash test dummy and I hadn't considered it anything else because Volvo and Mercedes are always going on and on about safety and I was attempting to connect the Chinese comittment to the same sort of ad. But a Pandabot, that is a cool concept and me thinks worthy of a chop unto itself!.
        • congrats on the bronze hitman , awesome as always !!
  • Hi-Tech Chinese Volvo

    Hi-Tech Chinese Volvo
        • Clever and hilarious!
          LOL "Safe extra long paper"!
        • Very creative!
          I am sure they will come out soon with a tuning package. LOL
        • Heym they got cardboard cars in Russia, or did when I was there. Why not? LOL Great idea
        • nice one manrich , congrats on the woody
  • Volvo Bikes in Bejing

    Volvo Bikes in Bejing
  • Kung Fu Volvo Car

    Kung Fu Volvo Car
        • Only problem with this chop is it is too believable. I looked at it and said, well, it is sort of like normal for them. LOL what do I know... just a stupid american. ha
          Nice job!
  • Kung Fu Volvo

    Kung Fu Volvo
  • Chinese Volvo Billboard Advert

    Chinese Volvo Billboard Advert
        • Somebody had to do it!
          Why not the first entry ?
          LOL.
  • Chinese Volvo Logo

    Chinese Volvo Logo
  • Fasionable Volvo Tires

    Fasionable Volvo Tires
  • Mini Volvo c60

    Mini Volvo c60
  • Barack Obama in Chinese Volvo Rickshaw

    Barack Obama in Chinese Volvo Rickshaw
        • Obamasan is hilarious, and I also love the new motto
          "Just when you thought things couldn't get any better"
        • The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press

          Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017

          by Tracy Mapes

          SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States.

          That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press.
          This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel.

          This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become.

          I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner.

          As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s.

          Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America.

          With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America.
          One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media.

          And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable!
          The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution.


          Red 'X' Society
          sacramentovalleynews.com
  • Newest VOLVO Rikshaw

    Newest VOLVO Rikshaw
        • So freaking true! The chop is done in Chinese spirit!
  • Chinese Volvo Advert

    Chinese Volvo Advert
  • Volvo Car Operated By Playstation Controller

    Volvo Car Operated By Playstation Controller
  • Chinese Volvo With Accessories

    Chinese Volvo With Accessories
        • Bringing up the rear this time, Hit. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.
        • Pandas and Doxies driving Volvo... what could possibly go wrong?
  • Volvo on Mars

    Volvo on Mars
        • Kim Jong Il is actually Korean but funny none the less.
        • HH is white and they all look the same hahahaahahahahaha
          Besides, kim jong is shch a dquierlly little spud that you just have to chop him even if it was a Bruce Willis contest LOL
  • Flying Volvo

    Flying Volvo
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