Contest Directions: "Celebrity Perfumes" is a trending topic on twitter for over two days. People are twitting about perfumes that would come out under different celebrity names. Some perfumes are quite entertaining: "Sorry 2009" by Chris Brown, "Iron Chin" By Rihanna, "Bathroom Secret" by George Michael, and others.
Take any celebrity (or politician) and photoshop what perfume would come out their name. You can create a brand new celebrity perfume or help twitter community by photoshopping some
perfumes they have come up with.
Serr8d James Wolcott (WHO? oh, he writes political poopy for Vanity Fair) once stated "If I ever venture into pr0n stardom, that could be my stage name: Woody Musk." (g00gle is your friend). I did him a favor here, I think. Maybe with some decent cologne, he'll get a real date.
(Oh, the meaning of the swordfish? That's James' date. )