Due to huge protests against "alleged" chicken cruelty, we at KFC have come to a compromise with PETA. Before each chicken sacrifices herself, she will be clothed in our new "chick" designer line. The little touches of embroidery will make it all feel worthwhile!
So when she goes...she goes in style!
In addition, when you purchase a bucket of our Finger Lickin' Good Chicken, you will receive 12 pieces of chicken that have been lovingly deep-fried to perfection and each one will be dressed with a black veil to show our deep respect for their sacrifices.
Thank you for supporting your local KFC and R.I.P. to the chickens!
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This contest is fueled by the following news: A group of designers from Austria and Japan have come together to introduce a line of fashion clothing for ... chickens. The leader of the project, Austrian Edgar Honetschlaeger, says that he hopes to make chicken clothing essential. He says that the idea has taken off after designers staged a fashion show that is now on a world tour. A number of farmers already have ordered chicken suits with the name of their farm stitched on the suits. Many advertisers are wondering about the possibility of having sponsored chicken suits promoting such companies as KFC.