Because PETA Said So
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      • raygregory Good effort. Just three technical points: Warped text at bottom of container has too much vertical distortion; drop shadow on text at right is unnecessary (and more a distraction); the boobie pic on the container should be warped to conform to the roundness of the container.
      • raygregory By the way, are they hiring milkers yet.
      • cryhavoc What does PETA know anyway. Maybe cows regard milking machines as erotic stimulation. Maybe it's kinda like being "felt up". by the way excellent job.
      • aintchicken ray - Thank you. I angsted over the curve on the bottom - it didn't feel "just right". I almost feel like the top line is sort of tilted forward. And I was actually thinking about the boobwarp (a new word.) as I went to sleep last night. I planned to go in and work on it this morning but but BUT I just heard that we have ELECTRICITY at our house so I'm leaving this hotel and going HOME - so I don't have time to work on it. Fifteen days in a hotel and I get to go HOME.. (So grateful I have one to go to..) And thanks Cry - I want to go "cartoon" all my family reunion pictures now.
      • raygregory Sorry 'bout all the problems. You must be in Galveston or the vicinity. Hang in there. For future reference, I would just do the "boobwarp" by hand with the warping tool. I've usually found that to be good enough, tho I'm sure there's a fancier, cleaner way. That text tilting (vertical distortion) could be easily corrected by eye with the text warp function. For example, just line up the vertical line in that first "F" almost parallel with the edge of the container.
      • aintchicken thanks again ray - I got home in time to mess around with your suggestions and re-submit with 16 minutes left.. I hope I did better with the wrap - I THINK I did. I really appreciate the tips and the well wishes. I hope everyone sends out good vibes to those folks down here on the Texas gulf coast who don't have anything left to go home to. I'm one of the lucky ones.
      • pegleg I freakin love it. Banana boobie burst. And the support message at the bottom right.
      • raygregory I think that is better. The pic's visually striking, a great job, especially for a first try at this sort of thing. Should definitely win a prize. I was out of power for four days because of a hurricane a few years back (I'm on the East Coast). Even that was a huge pain in the rump. You have my sympathies.
      • preemiememe im not asking what they sell for the women)
      • pegleg congrats. I love this one. Pree is coming up with her own flavors... .
      • thekillerbee COngrats. It aintchicken but it sure is silver
      • NewsMaster Aintchicken RULES. and hey, nice job cartooning, especially for the first time. Congratulations on the silver.
      • Kellie Congrat's, though if it's from the finest ... s in America we'd be eating plastic
      • aintchicken Thanks all - I don't know who to laugh the most at - but I fear that Kellie is RIGHT.
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