Bathroom Chess? pictures

Advanced Photoshop Pictures Contest - 14 image entries

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[ The chess world is in crisis. The biggest chess match in the world almost came to a halt, after one of the players (Vladimir Kramnik of Russia) was accused of taking too many bathroom breaks - over 50 per game - apparently to use a computer or other device to help him with his moves. ] Remember the scene from the God Father movie, where Al Pacino goes to the bathroom to get his gun and comes back blowing everyone's brains out? Kramnik wanted to do just this, but didn't have the guts to pull the trigger, so he had to try it 50 times. For which I applaud him, because rather than shooting his opponent, Kramnik decided to have a clean victory. And by clean I mean no brains scattered on the floor. Attaboy!
In this contest you are asked to add bathroom element into chess playing by photoshopping one of the following:
1) Photoshop Vladimir Kramnik playing chess sitting on a "potty".
2) Introduce bathroom elements to a chess championship room, so that players don't have to interrupt.
3) Design a new logo for world Chess Championship 2006.
4) Redesign the chessboard and chess figures to add miniature "potties".
P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following letter: Monsieur, I was shocked to see that the topic of your new contest invited members to depict M. Kramnick using the toilettes. Is this really the image of a serious website you wish to give to visitors ? Can you imagine the chagrin of M. Kramnick's family if ever they should come on these ineptly faked pictures ? My recent entry, "Elmo's Potty Time", refused on spurious grounds, tastefully showed our little furry friend in a typical French rest room, with the mamans helping les petits. This is the sort of educational entry you should be encouraging, rather than sordid scatological obscenity showing "chess players" bodily functions. signed, an anonymous French future ex-member (Légion Etrangère retd.)
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Jackpot: 1st place: $20, 2nd place: $12 , 3rd place: $8
Started: 10/3/2006 6:00:00 AM, Ended: 10/5/2006 6:00:00 AM

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Chess

Inspired by the 2006 Chess Championships, CrapCo has come out with this new chess set. They are hoping it is in stores by Thanksgiving.

picture by Keb

Vladimir Kramnik

picture by raygregory

Chess Bathroom

Nothing like a hot shower after a grueling match.

picture by Registered

Chess

Solutions to this issue have existed for centuries, as this 1616 engraving by Selenus demonstrates. Full view is bigger!

picture by kibuyu

Bathroom Chess

Bob was just the slightest bit regretful for having that second bean burrito at lunch.

picture by katiekate

Street Chess

This is how the Yugo's play chess apparently!

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picture by Tuuluuwag

Vladimir Kramnik

This should speed things up...

oh, and a tidbit that I wouldnt expect anyone to recognize, the face on the back wall has been switched to Thomas Crapper...

picture by midian

2006 World Chess Championship

Maybe this will speed up the game.
Sharpened up Vladimir as per Newsy's comment. Thanks

picture by Keb

Michelangelo Chess

A hush falls over the crowd of spectators as The Almighty contemplates his first move.

picture by babaloo

Portable Bathroom

"Elista Azur-Blu" model, Mr. Kramnik's favourite !

picture by apraxine

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This contest is fueled by the following news:

History tells us that chess was created to serve as an alternative to war. In fact, chess can involve as much thought, strategy and what have you as does real battle, real war. Presently, the biggest chess match in the world has now been plunged into chaos and crisis after an allegation that one of the players in this major event used bathroom breaks to obtain play advice from a computer. Bulgarian Veselin Topalov and Russian Vladimir Kramnik played up to a draw on Monday in game six of the world championship of chess. Kramnik had agreed to resume play after a dispute over bathroom breaks threatened the tournament. Kramnik does have a lead in the 12 game tournament, 3.5 to 2.5. Kramnik actually forfeited game 5 of the tournament and the announced a boycott after an appeals committee ruled against him in electing to lock the private bathrooms for both players. The players are now required to use a public restroom, a common restroom for the rest of the tournament. Topalov's manager actually accused Kramnik of running of for too many bathroom breaks. The allegation was that during these breaks, Kramnik was secretly using a computer or some other piece of equipment to help him with his game moves. Kramnik is the Classical World Campion while Tapalov is the World Chess Champion. These two men are playing in an attempt to reunify the chess world since 1993. In 1993, Garry Kasparov severed with the World Chess Federation. Kramnik is afflicted with rheumatoid arthritis and insists that he needs more space while in a bathroom.

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