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| | John Kerry, the Democratic presidential candidate, came back from a two hour hunting jaunt wearing a camouflage jacket and bearing his gun. However, someone else was carrying his bird. John said he was too lazy to deal with the bird and that he was still "giddy" about the victory of the Red Sox in the World Series. The presidential candidate said he was having problem focusing. However none of the other hunters actually saw Kerry take any shots during the purported hunt.
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